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AllentownDarkWater
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quote: | Originally posted by UnpublishedWriter
Are the techs cute, at least?
No, I sound like a doofus. The folks from IT would probably think, 'There's the idiot again,' rather than, 'She sounds hawt.' |
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Ummm, not sure if I've ever met a 'cute' tech
I do know that my manager has taken bets on how long we have to wait for them to arrive though... It all started when he heard one of my phonecalls.
Manager: "What the h*ll were you talking about?"
Me: "Oh, the IT guy asked how my day was going. I just explained that the safe needed a little encouragement to open for me this morning. You know - 'come on, baby. Do it for me, that's my boy. There you go, that's it... Ahh, sweet thing - you're amazing!'"
Manager: "Uh huh. And you were telling the IT guy everything you said to the safe?"
Me: "Yup."
Manager: "What priority did the IT guy give our problem?"
Me: "The usual - One."
Manager: "The usual in any other store is a Four!"
Me: "Well, for some reason they always give us a One. I don't know why."
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