<chortle> Barrdwing is regretting the busy workweek and having missed some great leading lines here!
Would I take him up on that challenge? Hmm . . . knowing I'd get my butt kicked, perhaps not. But I could always tell him exactly where I got those feathers. "Ah, Joe, maybe you should know . . . that duck came from Putah Creek . . . and all those rumors about why you don't swim in Putah Creek--you know, the incurable yeast infection thing?--and how the Chancellors tried for years to dye the water a better color . . . yeah, they're true." And then I'd hand him a big bottle of Listerine.
(Putah Creek ran through campus. There were some very, very disturbing things said about that creek. All I can say for sure is, it supported life all right, but it didn't do to look too closely at that life, or count the legs.)
18-05-2009 00:31
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lol I think you would have to run after telling the condor that!
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Originally posted by Barrdwing
"Ah, Joe, maybe you should know . . . that duck came from Putah Creek . . . and all those rumors about why you don't swim in Putah Creek--you know, the incurable yeast infection thing?--and how the Chancellors tried for years to dye the water a better color . . . yeah, they're true." And then I'd hand him a big bottle of Listerine.
Would Joe NEED to worry about a yeast infection? Is that something guys have to worry about?
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Condor Joe smiles cunningly at Barrwing..."Do ya really think that scares me after jumping out of a mecha 10,000 feet in the air and almost landing on a car?"
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19-05-2009 03:45
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quote:
Originally posted by Barrdwing
Like a bunny rabbit!
I would have said a cheetah knowing how fast the Condor can move
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Condor Joe smiles cunningly at Barrwing..."Do ya really think that scares me after jumping out of a mecha 10,000 feet in the air and almost landing on a car?"
Wull, see, I dunno if a guy can become a carrier of a yeast infection, but considering what that would do to his popularity with the ladies . . . . Yeah, I'd be so dead.
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