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Barrdwing
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I am a Zark.
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Still More Fun Things to Do Around Center Neptune
Convince others to sneak into G-force Country and leave rubber chickens tied to the doors of the gym. Listen to the screams when G2 sticks his head out to inquire what the h--l they think they're doing.
Glue life-sized photos of Zoltar and/or various of his officers to cardboard, cut them out, and stand them up in random places. Maintenance closets are usually good.
Keep track of the team's ship-kills with a row of little Spectran logos stencilled on a scoreboard. Throw a pizza party every 25 or so.
Adust the volume on the PA to maximum while it's turned off.
Convince somebody on the outside to send you a care package with a live alarm clock in it.
Tape some of Zoltar's speeches and splice in disgusting bodily function noises over key words. Play them over the PA at random hours.
Send an anonymous e-mail to everyone containing a passionate, blood-stirring recruitment call for "cannon fodder" and sign it "Lord Zoltar, Mighty Leader of Spectra."
Spread rumors that the welds are no longer watertight in places on the outer hull, then leave puddles of water in various parts of the Center.
Put a fish in the public water cooler.
Fill the cafeteria "Special Requests" box with demands and recipes for haggis.
Send 7-Zark-7 a grass hula skirt and coconut cups with a memo to wear these the next time he contacts G-force on monitor. Sign it "Security Chief Anderson."
Give G4 a set of critales. [Note: these are like small, thick, metal cymbals, tuned to the scale, and suspended on a metal frame. They are LOUD. If you have never been at ground zero when someone is playing them, be glad.]
Pretend you can't keep any of the team members' callsigns straight.
Get a pair of guppies. Later on, give all of your friends guppies.
Set up a miniature audio player so that it runs only in the dark. Load up a recording of a noisy puppy and hide it in the cafeteria or library. Actually, just about any room with manual light controls will do.
If you work in Vehicle Maintenance, get one of those dashboard hula girls and stick it to a console on the bridge of the Phoenix.
Leave feathers in random places around the Center.
Tie Bloogles to the rear of G3's motorcycle (in either phase). [Note: These are also called Whirly Tubes.]
Tie-dye your lab coat or coveralls.
Place a large order for pizza and tell them the delivery boy will need a boat and a bulletproof vest.
Hide ball bearings in the MRI room.
Start disputes over which branch of Chiroptera Zoltar is most likely descended from. Bonus points for anyone who guesses "fruit bat."
This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by Barrdwing on 18-03-2009 at 17:40.
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18-03-2009 16:05
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