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What's the difference between a Scottish shepherd and Mick Jagger?

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Not sure , will have to look up the Scottish shepherd to see. Trolls

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I know that one Big Grin

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I "think" I know this one Shaun

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Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off'a my cloud!" ....

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Shrug still lost on this one....... Spin2 looks to see if she could spot her tail!!!

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What do you call a dead parrot?

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Hold on, Metaliant, there's one more line to it. Your joke can be next in line!

(Note to self: next time put a "to be continued" note.)

Rest of the joke:

The Scottish sheppherd says, "Hey, McCloud, get off'a my ewe!"


The End

(Queue Metaliant)

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Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off'a my cloud!" ....


Wait a minute, I though this was the punchline. Scratches bald spot in confusion.

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As I said, next time I break in the middle of a two-part punch-line, I should add a To Be Continued note.

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Sorry but still couldn't get the joke.

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All in one for you then Smile You have to have a vague knowledge of Rolling Stones songs for the joke to work.

What's the difference between a Scottish shepherd and Mick Jagger?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off'a my cloud!"

The Scottish sheppherd says, "Hey, McCloud, get off'a my ewe!"

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Yes!!!!!

Its not a very funny joke hehehe Pirate

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quote:
Originally posted by Metaliant
What do you call a dead parrot?


Well?

I'm waaaaaiiiting.

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A polygon or Polly gone.

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thats not bad hehe Bandit2

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It is for the parrot.

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poor polly

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Pretty pink punk Polly Parrot passed away.

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