What's the difference between a Scottish shepherd and Mick Jagger?
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Between stimulus and response there is a space.
In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off'a my cloud!" ....
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Between stimulus and response there is a space.
In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
Hold on, Metaliant, there's one more line to it. Your joke can be next in line!
(Note to self: next time put a "to be continued" note.)
Rest of the joke:
The Scottish sheppherd says, "Hey, McCloud, get off'a my ewe!"
The End
(Queue Metaliant)
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Between stimulus and response there is a space.
In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
As I said, next time I break in the middle of a two-part punch-line, I should add a To Be Continued note.
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Between stimulus and response there is a space.
In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
Originally posted by Metaliant
What do you call a dead parrot?
Well?
I'm waaaaaiiiting.
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Between stimulus and response there is a space.
In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
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Between stimulus and response there is a space.
In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
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