Hear that Lyonese? Our reputations apparently precedes us... *grin*

Ah sighsmile..kinda takes me back to the Katse , Queen of Redlight District days.. *shivers delisciously*

And listen here you lot!...so much for the element of surpise.. *snort*! what if I decided to be civil for once and greet a new member with a homebaked cheesecake , a bunch of flowers and a "Welcome to Gatchamania ..enjoy your stay" greeting card? What if I made a genuine attempt to merely huggle our newbie and wish her well and...."

* is distracted from speech by the sight of pigs flying past this thread..*


Ah who am I kidding...

*Slow sly S...M...I...R...K.. while stubbing out smoke, approaching Ashke from behind with a wicked if somewhat amused glint in eyes*

Helllloooo breakfast...



*Snatches Ashke and locks her into the Frisking Room to determine if she is Galactor or ISO affiliated, to divest her of any notions of normality or sanity existing on this site, to inject her with a twisted sense of humour and enough loopiness to share her views, join in the fun and frivolity , offer opinions, criticisms and hopefully contribute any literary or artistic offerings ...*

And AHEM...

Give this Frisking about an hour or two for her to come to grips with our warped way of jumping in and out of character/persona/gender mode .

Given your ID name, I will take much relish in determining whether Your "beloved" ID name might have been influenced by Mercedes Lackey's yaoi Medieval fiction.

PRAY Our Yaoi Goddess , Lyon doesnt hear about this..it will make this Frisking feel like a Teddy Bear picnic...


*Pounding and terrified screams are muffled and intermingled with evil laughter as another succumbs to Da Condor Frisking Treatment..




<makes ya kinda wish for that homebacked cheesecake welcome instead eh Ashke? ...well...*waggles brows and nods in the others direction...*..you know who to blame and chase after ..

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<cricket pokes feelers out of the word mines long enough to say, "hi," before crawling back into the depths.>

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In our response lies our growth and our freedom.

- Viktor E. Frankl

*pounces Ashke*

Oh no you're here now we wont let you go!!

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I gotta get the rugrat to school

Yes! Another newbie down...er, I mean, poor Ashke! *smirk* This one actually tried to escape. Impressive. It failed, of course, but still, it *is* impressive.

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Even for yoga masters

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Sounds like the Raven fanfic story or something. Ah well, looks like it's too late to back out now!

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... there's a large smelly Condor in there, and you're blaming the CATS?

grin.

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Don't look at me! I don't have fleas and all my shots are up to date! Except maybe rabies . . . . .