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littlewolf
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How would you get your fav 'Birdies' attention?
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After looking at Springie wonderful pictures..again
It got me thinking how would you get your favourate "Birds" attention?
Eagle - tell him something is wrong with his report, discuss planes and their manuverabiliy, discuss the book "Art of war" and tactical plans
Condor - cars, speed, scotch, coffee, patching old caravans, wear a very revealing top, languages, how to annoy superiors
Swan - eagles, bombs/blowing things up, easy no fail recipes
Owls - the phoenix, fishing, space burgers, family
Swallow - bugs, crawles, annoying sisters, annoying big brothers, skittles, sweets
I would be interesting to hear what tactics others would use, in regards to their favourate "bird"
ps I don't think the "masking tape and babies high chair" would work on the above, Eagle would lecture me on the misuse of equipment and wasting resources, or safety factor, Condor well he would be unconscious, drugged or seriously impared for him to get in that position and I would not like to be their when he woke up (not enough money in the world for that kind of sh@t and giggles), Swan not my cup of tea, Owl, interesting though, but I got to get him into the chair, swallow - interesting, we could soup-it -up wheels, motor, arm- it with explosives and race it up and down the corridor (we'll pad it first)
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This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by littlewolf on 17-07-2010 at 14:59.
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17-07-2010 14:57
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lborgia88
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RE: How would you get your fav 'Birdies' attention?
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| quote: | Originally posted by littlewolf
Condor - cars, speed, scotch, coffee, patching old caravans, wear a very revealing top, languages, how to annoy superiors |
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Hmm, let's see...
Cars: my car is old and crappy.
Speed: I do speed on the highway, but never more than 80 mph.
Scotch: Blech! I do have vodka, though.
Coffee: Hell yes!
Patching old caravans: Not something I've done, but glad to assist!
Wear a very revealing top: I don't have much to reveal on top -might do better with a short skirt.
Languages: We could discuss similarities between Italian and French
How to annoy superiors: Not something I'm good at -hopelessly dutiful.
Puppies: I love puppies!
Headache tablets: Rarely need to take them, but I do have some.
Okay, I show up at Joe's trailer, in a short skirt, bringing coffee, vodka and a puppy, and offer to help him patch his roof while discussing etymology in Romance languages.
I'll let you know if it works! 
This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by lborgia88 on 17-07-2010 at 18:02.
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17-07-2010 18:01
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