Camera pans through a dank and grungy sewer. Gradually panning further into an open area where one sees the shadowy, uber-muscled, and kneeling body of a very naked (peek-a-boo, I see you!) Dolph. The alter of violence he has laid out before him is Rambo's wet dream.
Cue Dolph speaking in a narrative voice over, which is gravelly, flat, congested, and about as passionate and entertaining as the rat droppings decorating the teenage mutant ninja turtle surroundings: "God....why must the guilty go unpunished...."
At this point I switched to a rerun of "Beauty and the Beast".
I saw this movie in the theater and now have the DVD version. When I read the back cover of the DVD case where it says "The Punisher a Tale True to it's Marvel Comics Origin" I thought "no it isn't!"
Though this movie is way better than the the old Dolph Lundgren film, it still misses the mark in being true to the comic. Things like the Punisher's career before becoming a vigilante and where his family was killed and how were just a few of the differences. I could have let it slide if I did not see the claim on the box that the movie stayed true to the comic story line
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Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.
Actually, his finger is on the trigger... the other trigger you see is the lower mounted granade launcher.
...I'm a nerd...
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Oh, that box. You'll dream about that box: it'll never leave you. Big and little at the same time; brand-new and ancient - and the bluest blue, ever.
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