Cain Highwind
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So, someone finally managed to to obtain all the victory quotes in the game. And surprising enough, ALL Characters have not only random dialog, but dialog unique to each character! There's a lot of gems in here. I'm sure James will get a kick out of some of them. I know I can spot some inside jokes.
| quote: | JUN THE SWAN
Aren't you the strong one?
Could I interest you
in a full-time job protecting the planet?
It's in your best interest to give up now
before you really get hurt.
Being the team's demolitions expert
is more stressful than you know.
Fights like these help me release that stress!
Yessss! That felt so good!
A little bit of exercise is always good
for a girl's complexion! [h]
That took longer than I had planned.
OK, next fight I skip the reasoning
and go straight for the fisticuffs!
You might find this surprising,
but out of all the Science Ninja members,
I enjoy fighting the least.
Umm... I hate to be the one to tell you this,
but I really don't think fighting is your strong suit.
Don't mistake my Science Ninja-issued yo-yo
for a simple toy.
You'll be in for a rude awakening if you do!
Jun the Swan vs Alex:
Even if you can read all my moves,
what's the point if you still end up losing?
Jun the Swan vs Batsu:
You think it only takes guts to win?
Someone needs a reality check.
Jun the Swan vs Casshan:
My, aren't you a hothead?
That's never good for fighting. Would you like
some herbal tea to calm your nerves?
Jun the Swan vs Chun-Li:
Hee-hee!
Sorry for toying with you like that. [h]
Jun the Swan vs Doronjo:
The three of you are just like
some stereotypical cartoon villains.
What? No, I was not praising you!
Jun the Swan vs Frank West:
Um... No, I'm not going trick-or-treating.
This is the uniform I wear when I'm on duty.
Jun the Swan vs Gold Lightan:
While I do like shiny things,
you're just way too gaudy for me.
I prefer simple, subdued designs in my jewelry.
Jun the Swan vs Ippatsuman:
A person's real power doesn't come
from their speed or their strength. I thought
you of all people would have known that.
Jun the Swan vs Joe the Condor:
There you are, Joe!
You should come back to HQ and apologize to Ken.
Jun the Swan vs Jun the Swan:
I really like that color scheme
you got going there.
Would you mind trading with me?
Jun the Swan vs Kaijin no Soki:
It's easy to fight someone if they keep
charging at you head on. You need
to change up your tactics once in awhile.
Jun the Swan vs Karas:
Your codename means "raven," doesn't it?
Are you the secret sixth member of Science Ninja?
Jun the Swan vs Ken the Eagle:
Since you lost,
does that make me the new team leader?
Jun the Swan vs MegaMan Volnutt:
I'll get straight to the point. You use
a nice array of weapons, but I still beat you.
Do you see what I'm trying to say?
Jun the Swan vs Morrigan:
I'm so sorry. I'd really love to stay and chat,
but I'm in the middle of a mission.
Maybe next time, OK?
Jun the Swan vs Polimar:
I know you're trying to go for a
"wild-and-crazy" hero thing there, but all
that screaming is just downright annoying.
Jun the Swan vs PTX-40A:
It's my job to destroy hazardous materials,
and you, sir, are one giant,
walking hazard!
Jun the Swan vs Roll:
There, there. See? Everything's OK.
Now tell Jun what's wrong.
Did you lose your Mommy?
Jun the Swan vs Ryu:
I can tell you don't fight
for justice or out of some obligation.
There's a real purity in your devotion.
Jun the Swan vs Saki:
I think you and I could become great friends.
We should hang out
when we're both not on duty sometime.
Jun the Swan vs Tekkaman:
I'm really sorry about that.
If I had been able to see your face,
I might have been moved to go easy on you.
Jun the Swan vs Tekkaman Blade:
I'm sure there's someone out there who is
really worried about you. Perhaps you shouldn't
push yourself in a fight you can't win.
Jun the Swan vs Viewtiful Joe:
You're even more annoying than Jimmy!
I'm sorry, but you'll have to excuse me.
Jun the Swan vs Yatterman-1:
It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl,
or if you're young or old: you can still
fight for justice! Keep up the good fight!
Jun the Swan vs Yatterman-2:
That was a good fight. But since it's
just us girls here, maybe we could swap
stories about past boyfriends.
Jun the Swan vs Zero:
You're quite an enigma.
Sometimes you appear cool, calm, and collected.
Then all of a sudden you just go buck wild.
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| quote: | M. KEN THE EAGLE
I always lead by example,
and that's why I must win every fight.
You don't stand a chance
of seeing these phantom eagle talons
before they tear into you!
You should quit before you get hurt.
No matter how many times you fight me,
I'll always win.
The Science Ninja doesn't fight just
for the sake of fighting.
Now, if you'll excuse me...
All Science Ninja members plan for every fight,
and that's why we always win!
Science Ninja is built
upon the indestructible foundation
of our teamwork!
Wherever evil lurks, we will root it out!
That is the Science Ninja motto!
By the way, [p], I think you would
make a great addition to the Science Ninja.
What do you say to joining our fight against evil?
Ken the Eagle vs Alex:
We don't involve ourselves in street fights.
Our duty is to keep the peace.
Ken the Eagle vs Batsu:
Your will power becomes... bullets?
You make flame from your sense of justice...?
What manner of... science is this?
Ken the Eagle vs Casshan:
You have great power,
but it's meaningless if you can't land a hit.
Ken the Eagle vs Chun-Li:
I had no idea Interpol had such
powerful agents. Science Ninja cannot be
remiss in its training!
Ken the Eagle vs Doronjo:
Even the three of you cannot defeat me.
I will see that evil is beaten
no matter the odds.
Ken the Eagle vs Frank West:
I see that you're a freelance journalist.
I need you to get the word out about
the evil that is Galactor.
Ken the Eagle vs Gold Lightan:
The Science Ninja has been trained
to fight giant robots like you. I knew
how to beat you before the fight even began.
Ken the Eagle vs Ippatsuman:
I can tell you don't take fighting seriously.
All your enemies up
until now must have been really lame.
Ken the Eagle vs Joe the Condor:
Joe! When I give an order, you listen!
You are not to fire the Bird Missile
without my express permission!
Ken the Eagle vs Jun the Swan:
I think that's enough training for one day.
You're making improvements every time, Jun!
Ken the Eagle vs Kaijin no Soki:
You have to follow a predetermined arc
to swing your katana. It's easy to read
your moves when you telegraph them like that.
Ken the Eagle vs Karas:
No group affiliation, and no distinguishing
team marks. You look like a technologically
advanced warrior, just like my team and I...
Ken the Eagle vs Ken the Eagle:
You need to be stronger if you want the right
to bear the name of Eagle.
Ken the Eagle vs MegaMan Volnutt:
I'll always be two steps ahead of you.
Lay down your weapon and surrender!
Ken the Eagle vs Morrigan:
Your flirtations will not work
on highly trained warriors like us, temptress!
You will not hinder us on our mission!
Ken the Eagle vs Polimar:**
Hang up your lance. You talk a good game,
but your training doesn't even begin
to rival ours.
Ken the Eagle vs PTX-40A:
You should have brought a small army
and not that bucket of bolts
if you wanted to defeat us.
Ken the Eagle vs Roll:
There's something about you
that's a bit... off.
Ken the Eagle vs Ryu:
I'm the fastest member of my team, and you
could still keep up with me! You've forced me
to reevaluate my opinion of street fighters!
Ken the Eagle vs Saki:
You have unparalleled aim!
Who knew the Japan Security Special Forces had
such a high-caliber sniper in their employ!
Ken the Eagle vs Tekkaman:**
I've never seen armor like yours before.
I'll just take a piece for Dr. Nambu to examine.
Ken the Eagle vs Tekkaman Blade:
You appear to carry a great weight
on your shoulders. Have you tried
talking to your friends about it?
Ken the Eagle vs Viewtiful Joe:
No more playing superhero for you.
Go home before you hurt yourself.
Ken the Eagle vs Yatterman-1:
You use some strange weapons...
You'd probably get along well
with my teammate, Jimmy.
Ken the Eagle vs Yatterman-2:
I know that in your heart you yearn
for world peace, but you'll need
more training to help bring that about.
Ken the Eagle vs Zero:
That was a good match. I can trust you
to fight to bring peace to the world,
just like I'm trying to do!
**Because Tekkaman is more famous for his lance than his armor,
and Polimar has no lance at all but his armor is renown for its
unique alloy, it's possible these lines were swapped within the
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It looks like Capcom made a boo-boo and mistranslated Jinpei as "Jimmy". Unless there's a Jimmy in Gatchaman I'm not aware of.
This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by Cain Highwind on 18-03-2010 at 08:06.
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18-03-2010 08:03
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Cain Highwind
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Sorry had to fit Joe on the next post. Character limit...
| quote: | JOE THE CONDOR
I am Science Ninja operative Joe the Condor.
You would do well to remember the name
of the man who beat you senseless.
Are you going to surrender quietly,
or am I gonna have to punch you again?
Heh... I've got nothing nice to say
to weaklings. Get out of my face
before you get hurt.
I have no sympathy for losers.
Instead of hating me, you should
hate your own shortcomings.
The tragedy of all losers is that they
think they were on the verge of victory.
You can't hold back in the middle of a fight.
That's one of the rules of battle you need
to remember, [p].Heh... Target terminated.
Proceeding to the next
mission's coordinates.
My Bird Missile will hunt evil down and
eradicate it here and everywhere!
Joe the Condor vs Alex:
Argh! My head's still spinning... I can't
believe someone was able to grab me in the
middle of a fight. I'm getting careless!
Joe the Condor vs Batsu:
I risk my life in battle every day.
Your punches feel like you've never
even hit someone before.
Joe the Condor vs Casshan:
Your body is near invulnerable,
but your joints are weak.
I won by aiming for them.
Joe the Condor vs Chun-Li:
What does Interpol want with me?
I'll decide how much I'll hurt you
based on your answer.
Joe the Condor vs Doronjo:
You don't seem to be interested in changing
your evil ways. Maybe you didn't learn your
lesson when I beat you the first time.
Joe the Condor vs Frank West:
Our activities are state secrets.
I'm going to have to confiscate that film.
Joe the Condor vs Gold Lightan:
I realize you're a traveler from a distant
planet, but you don't have to be shy. In fact,
I brought a lot of hot lead to welcome you.
Joe the Condor vs Ippatsuman:
All you do is attack head on. All your movements
are over exaggerated and easy to read. But you
got spirit so I guess that's beter than nothing.
Joe the Condor vs Joe the Condor:
Get out of my sight! I'm not going to
waste my time on a dirty, stinkin' fake!
Joe the Condor vs Jun the Swan:
Not bad, Jun. Be sure to keep up
this intensity on our missions.
Joe the Condor vs Kaijin no Soki:
Don't bring a sword to a gun fight.
I think you've learned your lesson, right?
Joe the Condor vs Karas:
I can throw these shuriken feathers at the
speed of sound. Your attacks are as slow as
molasses in winter. Fighting you is a cinch.
Joe the Condor vs Ken the Eagle:
Hey now...
It looks to me like you've been
slacking off, Ken.
Joe the Condor vs MegaMan Volnutt:
That wasn't bad per se... If we ever
fight again, you might have chance
if you start off serious. Maybe.
Joe the Condor vs Morrigan:
Sorry, Miss, but I don't believe in the occult.
I'm not a fan of anything you can't shoot with
a real gun.
Joe the Condor vs Polimar:
All you do is run your mouth, eh? I take
it the Hurricane style is nothing more than
prancing around and talking ad nauseum.
Joe the Condor vs PTX-40A:
Your firepower and mobility is most impressive.
...I wonder what Dr. Nambu would make of it.
Joe the Condor vs Roll:
You are... just... just all over the place.
You've obviously never studied the rules
of combat.
Joe the Condor vs Ryu:
Yes... You are strong... For an amateur.
You don't have what it takes to fight a
pro like me.
Joe the Condor vs Saki:
I've learned something today. It's not all
about power. You need accuracy as well.
Joe the Condor vs Tekkaman:
You talk big saying you're Earth's protector and
you're the pinnacle of modern science. But all
that bragging means nothing when you get beat down!
Joe the Condor vs Tekkaman Blade:
I don't care why you're fighting or
why you think you should win.
If you stand it my way, I will break you.
Joe the Condor vs Viewtiful Joe:
For the love of... Do you ever
stop talking!? This is a fight,
not a circus! Who or what are you!?
Joe the Condor vs Yatterman-1:
Anyone who tries to stop us will be hurt.
That policy extends to even kids like you.
Joe the Condor vs Yatterman-2:
You done playing superhero, little girl?
You should go home before you get hurt.
Joe the Condor vs Zero:
You've got speed, I'll give you that.
But your textbook fighting style isn't
gonna work on the man who wrote the book!
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18-03-2010 08:11
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Hinotori
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I am an Eagle.
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23-03-2010 23:42
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I love the comments! But my favorite one is when Frank West beats Jun. (Sorry, I had to take Frank West to the end to unlock Yatterman 2.) 
Fabulous! Some of these comments are hilarious! I'll bet they had a good time making them up!
