hehe my girl is like a human mp3 player, you hum a tune near her and she cant get it out of her head.

Currently I have been singing aga-doo and humming the ateam

It drives her bonkers!

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Kiddies' mini discos have introduced me to...

... The Court of King Caractacus

Among other songs that never end. Agadoo is of course a staple, as is the Macarena and Alouetta and Superman and all those other ones that the Chicken Song is a parody of.

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Mallanox : "My mother was Irish and my father was an alien. I was an only child and I dress funny."

Aaa-gaaa-doo doo doo
Push pineapple shake the tree
A ga doo doo doo
Puch pineapple grind coffee
To the left
To the right
Jump up and down hands to the knees
Come and dance every night to the hula melody

Or something.
I'm sure you get the idea.

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Mallanox : "My mother was Irish and my father was an alien. I was an only child and I dress funny."

and to make matters worse......


CHICKEN SONG - 17/05/1986
3 weeks at #1 - 10 weeks on chart

Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears

The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa

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Like the Phoenix I rise from the fire. Beware all who try to tame me, you may get burned

Now I'm thinking of this one by Sting and The Police

Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find
The only cheques I've left unsigned
From the banks of chaos in my mind
And when their eloquence escapes me
Their logic ties me up and rapes me

De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true

Poets, priests and poiticians
Have words to thank for their positions
Words that scream for your submission
And no one's jamming their transmission
'Cos when their eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you

De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true

[De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true]

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In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.

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