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It's been a bad week......and a new educational subject
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1) A diver was working for a oil company in the Gulf of Mexico. His
scuba diving suit was joined to a pump to help him breath. The pump
sucked up a small octopus and went right up his.....er.....rear
end. Ooo er missus. Sounds painful.
2) 2 German soldiers went to court to keep their mullet (hairstyles
from the 80s) and not have the usual army haircut.
3) Todd, a human cannonball in a circus, was fired because he
wouldn't fly to Brazil at a Brazilian Space Centre. for training as
he was afraid of flying. Huh?
4) At a wedding cermony in Croatia, the bride had to go into the
toilet and the best man went in afterwards. Why, nobody really
knows but they were certianly were having.....well.....sex.
The best man's friend rushed into the toilet and then suddently the
best man and the bride were....er....stuck....together and an
ambulance was called to the church. The bridegroom still had the
reception and later the best man and bride finally were released,
cough, cough, splutter, splutter.
And now the main funny news story.
A woman from Droitwich (a town in the Midlands) is doing a degree in
Chavsism in Leeds University, despite not being a chav herself.
What next? The whole British education system will be all about
chavs.
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For those non-British, a chav is well, watch David and Victoria
Beckham and you will begin to understand. Also a chav will be
wearing hoodles, baseball caps, bling bling, (jewellery) stand
around town centres, occasionally spitting and just a nuisence.
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Eagle in Residence
Tempory Frisker
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Mallanox : "My mother was Irish and my father was an alien. I was an only child and I dress funny." 
