6am, full off coffee already and ready to go...
Here are a couple more things to ponder:
What is the speed of dark?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor and planes
don't have a row 13, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot..
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
heh heh ... I've been having a laugh finding these ...
SJ
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Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapour lock.
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