Man wants compensation for gay pig

Man wants compensation for gay pig

A Bulgarian farmer has gone to court to demand substantial damages after claiming the prize-winning pedigree pig he bought from a breeder was a homosexual.

Farmer Galen Dobrev, 43, from Shumen in Bulgaria told the court: "It's a disgrace, all he was interested in was other male pigs."

The farmer took pictures of the gay pig to prove the 220-pound boar was homosexual and had fellow farmers testify on his behalf as to the pig's sexual preferences.

He told the court that when his fellow farmers heard about the gay pig it had also been impossible to sell him - and in the end he had turned the animal into sausages.

But the breeder who sold the pig claimed that the farmer had acted too soon by making pork sausages, and said that if he had waited until the pig was sexually mature he would have found it performed perfectly normally.

(from Ananova, of course)

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Didnt he try to reeducate the pig first?

or failing that, artificial insemination?

(I know what pigs are like; getting a semen sample off of a fully grown boar would be no joke, but it is still an option.)

Actually...that's not unusual for many animals, from what I've seen. Male animals don't seem to be particularly picky.

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