kimiko
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I am a Condor.
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Registration Date: 23-09-2007
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*grabs dirty glass out of dishwasher*
Ok will try to describe these positions since I still don't have a digital camera or scanner yet (anyway writing about them is more fun):
Aries: kind of a crouched but still standing doggy style with "Fearless" written underneath. (kinda looks like the Heimlich Manuver, Hind-lick manuver..or buddy's got a sex doll or she's unconcious the way she seems to be hanging there)
Taurus: 69 ..man kneeling and woman w/bottom in the air..."Creative" (I'd say a real headrush! LMAO)
Gemini: basic doggy..woman face-planted to floor or pillow/bed...seems to be pulling on her hair "Superior" (at the very least ..pretty damn good IMO)
Cancer: a variation of the Aries Heimlich (oooH we're using props this time!) Man is seated on a stool, one arm wrapped around woman's hips (hand not in view, but I'm sure you ladies can imagine where it's at!) woman's legs straight, hands on knees..(I get the impression she's impatient and giving directions...a little to the left...nope higher...almost..Damn it where's the toy?? *snerk*) "Versatile" Nuff said.
Leo: Man seated on stool, woman seated on his lap, facing each other, heads thrown back (looks like they're howling), man's hands on woman's butt, woman's hands around man's throat??, possibly a rocking motion here... "Friendly"..no kidding..I hope so..or this could be the next CSI episode..
Virgo: possible stool fetish here...Man kneeling on it, facing each other, arms embraced, woman on tip-toes...possible conversation going on...(oh honey...I just love IKEA's selection of stools...) "Ingenious" (how many ways can you use a stool during sex?)
Libra: Man laying on back, woman straddling his face, man's hands playing "juggle boobies".."Professional" (I'll bet he is!)
Scorpio: down and dirty 69 muchfest, woman on top (what else would you expect from a Scorpio?) "Cautious" Scorpio?? They don't look cautious to me! They're just diving in there!
Sagittarius: facing each other, fully embraced, man kneeling, woman's legs wrapped around his waist, looks like a Tantric pose, get that Kundalini moving! "Active" Yes indeedy folks!
Capricorn: Man laying on back, woman straddling facing away from him, I think the chinese refer to this position as "Ducks flying south"..or something to do with waterfowl..(possible fic fodder here for our "birdies"..what would their favorite positions be?) "Aware"
Aquarius: Variation on the Capricorn version, only woman is facing him. "Humanitarian" Yes she could possibly be giving CPR, or just taking advantage of him while he's passed out...
Pisces: fully embraced Missionary, woman's legs in the air. "Provider" And who would have thought a glass would have given us so much entertainment!
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03-10-2007 13:18
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MmmmUuuuHHaaa!
