ElectricWhite
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A woman had been suffering from a head cold for a couple of months. She had been going to her doctor, and he tried everything he could think of, but nothing helped. Finally, he said to her, “When you go home, I want you to stand outside in the rain until you’re chilled to the bone. And then take your time when you go inside to dry off.”
“Will that cure my cold, Doctor?” she asked.
“No,” he replied, “you’ll get pneumonia. But THAT I can cure!”
Today’s trip to the Wound Center reminded me of that story from an old Irish joke book my mom had. I’m still having problems with massive drainage – the skin grafts worked, but I had a bunch of new leaks spring up in areas not covered by the grafts. (Bah...that sounds about right!) Dr. Mehmood is going to try a special type of bandaging that’s available to dermatologists (I can’t remember what it’s called); it’s supposedly made specifically to dry up especially weepy skin conditions. If this doesn’t work, I’m getting bounced to another doctor because Mehmood is officially out of ideas.
This hasn’t put me in a very good mood. I’ve been dragging myself to the Wound Center so long that I wouldn’t be surprised if my mail started getting sent there.
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02-07-2014 17:16
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Redbird
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02-07-2014 21:42
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