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Just what the title of this thread says.

....But if you must need more, maybe you could say this was in honor of the Sochi Olympics, which will end this weekend!

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Q: Why does the ice dancer always use coupons?

A: Because he's a cheap skate.

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Why was the hockey player arrested?

He put his teammates on ice.

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Tee hee.

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Why can't you tell jokes while ice-skating?


because the ice might crack up....

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I don't know any ice-related jokes to share, but I've enjoyed the ones here.

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That's fine. I'm just glad nobody's had to explain them!

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Okay, here's another one:

A drunk guy in Alaska decided to go ice fishing. He started sawing a hole in the ice, when a loud booming voice said, "You will find no fish there."

The drunk looked up, ignored it, and continued on. The voice boomed again, "You will find no fish under the ice."

The drunk looked up and asked, "God, is that you?"

The voice answered, "No, I'm the manager of this ice rink."

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Lol2

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This is getting better and better!

Keep it coming!

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*groans and staggers, dripping with icy shrapnel from a plethora of bad jokes .... cough snicker cough ...*

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I could not remember a joke about ice but I do have this one about snow. I hope you are okay with a blonde joke ….


Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

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Oh, a double-whammy from CD! Rolling

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Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A: A puddle!

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*GROAN!*

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hee hee hee

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LOL all of them. I don't have any snow jokes either, but I did unfortunately hear a blonde joke I won't repeat since it doesn't have anything to do with ice or snow.

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Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A: A puddle!


That's snow funny!

Snow, it's not.

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oooooh. snowing

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