SJ_SwanJun
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I am a Red Squadron.
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Registration Date: 26-04-2007
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Slowly lets her tongue slide across her upper lip as her eyesbrow quirks in response to his ... almost challenge. Her yo-yo pops smoothly from it's holster at her hip, unheard as she flicks it toward the Condor's wrist to stop him leaving just as things get interesting.
She smiles around the mouth of the bottle of beer as she drops her head backward to drain much more if its contents than the amount spilling in a thin line down her chin. The now empty bottle is thrown over her shoulder as she raises her hand to to slide it down the cord toward her pray.
Not a SHIM, dear Condor?
Purses her lips in a badly hidden coy smirk as she finally draws close to the Condor's face. In an exaggerated move she hooks her index finger into the waistband of his jeans and tugs it outward, making a show of glancing downward.
Funny how a big, burly, tough, man like yourself can hide behind a precious and delightful woman ... and still consider yourself a man.
Snaps her finger from his jeans and pokes him centre chest with the tip of her finger.
Shrugs a shoulder as she turns and waves "buh-bye" with her fingetips
I'm not confused, sweetie ... I know what's man ... and what's ... a little mouse ... holds fingers a mere few millimetres apart as her lips purse and eyes drop to the fly of his jeans. Gives a wink and leans against the wall, keeping her fingers tauntingly in the "itty-bitty-thingie" position.
A man who can wear make-up, darling, is a man who is in total and utter control of his masculinity ...
A man who can be kept down and held back by a woman ...
... well ...
Slinks toward the couch and flops down, swinging her legs up and over the knees of the two spectators.
What's on?
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DAMN DAMN DAMN ... Sorry .... I just ... God there was an opening there and I had to take it. Well, that and I had to defend myself ... Damn to think of an excuse for the SHIM thing ...
SJ
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This post has been edited 3 time(s), it was last edited by SJ_SwanJun on 15-05-2007 at 17:36.
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15-05-2007 17:19
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imaqtz
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I am a Condor.
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From the moment he was reeled back into the thread by no less than blackswan's yoyo.. he had frozen from sheer disbelief at yet again another display trying to humiliate him. Stunned amusement had given way to sheer disbelief at such a foolhardy attempt to get a rise from him.
When she had pulled at the waistband of his jeans and looked down, he had also looked down, slowly raising his head when she had snapped it back . Gods!Did...she...really...do...that...just ...now?!
He simply could not believe this little livewire had surch an urgent deathwish. what was she talking about? What the F..?
He slowblinked, only now realising his mouth was slightly agape ..Was she seriously mocking him?..Jaw snapped shut when he finally caught the "miniscule" sign she was making with her fingers...
oh no she didnt! what the hell was she laughing about...focus...hiding behind a woman?
Just who the Hell did she think she was dealing with? a quick scan of the room showed more bystanders than was necessary to let loose on this slip of a girl who after a her taunts was slinking toward the cou..
Shimmatta!
that coudlnt be the hottie that had given him attitude on the Urgent thread , sitting with her head bowed down distractedly twirling between her fingers a...
Condor closes his eyes with a tiny shake of the head taking a deep breath, exhaling ever so slowly . Calm...calm.
So thats where the shuriken had gone..That one was going to pay for that but she will be dealt with later..
Right now..Blackswan was ever so smugly swinging those silky smooth legs of hers asking some question of the others completely dismissing him.
Response Options and mode of attack instinctinvely kicked in.
1. Kill her
or
2. Laugh it off
or
3. Walk away.
for the second time that night, he took a deep breath and broke into a feral grin..there was always Option 4 .
A quick glance Imi's way, showed the horror, of his intentions , dawning on her face..as she raised her arms and ran towards him..
Screw protocol , and screw Imi's endless yet futile attempts to tame let alone restrain him!
Springing from his frozen position, he easily sidesteps Imi, and in two long strides is in front of Blackswan. Bows courteously, and offers a smile, eyes never leaving hers.
" I can only guess by your show of bravado , you must obviously had one beer too many. Let me to reintroduce myself and set you right about a couple of interesting misconceptions you have. Besides, Its only fair to see yours now that you have seen mine ...in private."
Faster than those legs could swing at him, he grips her wrist and hauls her off the couch. Her instant struggle, only makes him tighten his hold on her , deftly extracting the yo you from her, tossing it over his shoulder, with a grunting laugh.. growling out lowly for her ears only.. "you can talk the talk , lets see you walk the walk "
Drags her out of this thread and into the Rubber Room!
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*Imi groans and shakes head*
dont say I didnt warn ya. Sj! Heck im not going anywhere near that Rubber Room if he's in there with your Blackswan! im soo going to  mwah peeps!
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16-05-2007 16:54
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Metaliant
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I am an Eagle.
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17-05-2007 07:53
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Mumbles between munchinging popcorn and sipping his beer, "I never wear girlie makeup like a condor."
turns to 
and says between muching popcorn, "You will get plenty of 
