(wiggles self urgently into a trenchcoat, checks that microphone is working, whispers quickly to someone off to the side before giving a kilowatt smile to the camera)

hello! and welcome to this edition of Marvelous New Animals!

Today, we've tracked down what must be the last remaining example of Nervousus Teenagerous in its native habitat. Please, we ask for silence in our studio audience, as these creatures are shy, usually noctural animals and much prefer shadows and anonymity.

gestures urgently to the guy with the lights to focus the halogen on the hapless kid, frozen now in the blinding glare.

now, lets all watch as our newest find scampers among the meadows in its eternal quest for happiness and enlightenment!

grins happily into the camera as teenager remains in a rigid state of panic behind her.

really ... time to scamper now.

makes urgent motions behind her back for the kid to like, do something entertaining.

i said .. scamper, little creature of the night. scamper away and show all the nice people what you do when no one's watching.

go on! really, we're not watching... you can frolic away, and just pretend we're not here. go on .. go on!

looks over her shoulders, realises that nothing short of a nuclear blast is going to move the poor thing, and growls under her breath. tosses the microphone to the guy with the light and starts rolling up the oversized trenchcoat sleeves.

are going to scamper if i have to drag your carcass mySELF...!

thankfully, somebody back at the network cues the commercial music and the camera fades to black

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Oo hello! *pats head*

Don't mind Lyon shes


Maybe we should hide this one before Imi scares the lil cherrib away with her frisking tactics

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Crickets, on the other hand, are totally harmless.

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Want a kink tailed Manx/Siamese? My daughter brought it home with her 2 1/2 months ago and no one's claimed it yet!

Sure Lyon! It does have some problems though . . .

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grin .. sure!

i love cats. i was sort of moping for another one, but managed to talk myself out of it since really, i have enough already.

but if another one was to land in my lap, i mean, hey! it needs a good home, right? right?

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pick her up?

just stuff in a box, label Attn: Lyon, Canada and lick a few stamps!

oh, include kitty food. she might be stuck in customs for awhile.

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Lyon might not be but I am! I have to protect falkor, he'll be 8 in a couple days. Plus he's starting to get pissed! LOL! Besides she wont have to go thru customs since I live in the same province as Lyon!

Eight and drunk already? you should watch his shandy intake.

I would like a cat too but cant afford it.

It would have to be a very tough cat who can win all the fights and so reduce on vets bills for injuries inflicted by other cats....

My father has two cats, both like to cuddle you with their arms around your neck, this posture they can assume for hours so its best to wear old clothes and have no projects on...

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