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Springie
Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans...
I am a Swan.
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Registration Date: 12-06-2006
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!4 Things I've Learned...
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I got this from another website...and a guy named Tony on the Gatch Archives site added some great stuff to it...LOL
T H E F O U R T E E N T H I N G S I' V E L E A R N E D F R O M W A T C H I N G G A T C H A M A N
1. Bell bottoms aren't just a trend, they're a lifestyle.
2. Science Ninja skills include being able to fight in thigh high boots with heels.
3. If you'e a megalomaniac you can never wear enough pink lip gloss.
4. Only two groups of men can get away with wearing thing high heeled boots: The Science Ninja Team (with Jun of course) and the rock group Kiss.
5. There is no such thing as too much melodrama.
6. The term over the top is not in Gatchamans lexicon.
7. Retro is cool.
8. If youre the leader of a science ninja team its okay to toss the occasional hissy fit.
9. Gatchaman is a cry baby, Jun the Swan said so.
10. Galactor should win builder of the year award for being able to build bases the sizes of small towns underneath the earths crust, and below entire cities all over the world, build gigantic mecha beasts time after time and somehow go unnoticed. Now thats amazing sneaky building skillz!
11. If youre Joe the Condor and you fall for a woman, she probably works for Galactor.
12. If youre a woman who fell for Joe, youre probably going to get killed, most likely by Joe.
13. If a guy looks like your dad, treats you like a son, flies a plane like your dad, odds are hes your dad!
14. No matter how much time passes, Gatchaman is still the coolest.
Re: 14 Things I've Learned...
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That's great stuff, Springie!! Let's see what I can add...
15. Earpieces on eyeglasses are optional.
16. You can get away with having a lowercase "r" on your hat when you're Red-FREAKING-Impulse.
17. If your yo-yo didn't include deadly hooks and/or high-explosives, you got hosed!
18. Say what you will about Galactor, but they don't discriminate against any weight or height class (provided you possess a brown mullet).
19. Wearing numbered T-shirts while on undercover missions isn't conspicuous in the least.
20. If one of your classmates in school disappears for a whole year only to return the following year, you can assume they're a gestalt entity created through the fusion of fraternal twins by Sosai X to lead the terrorist organization Galactor in its attempts to conquer the Earth. Destroy them on sight.
21. When in doubt, push the red button!!
22. Snack J has no dollar menu. :-(
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This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by Springie on 14-01-2007 at 18:11.
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14-01-2007 13:27
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#25 is a scream! Good job, Condorfan.