*Elvin wakes up, tied, and sees a pot of boiling water heating up*
ACK! I had to leave for the weekend! Honest!
*starts hopping away*
Once there was a dread lord pirate named Cep. 
He cheated, lied, and cooked people like chickens.  
Then one day, a brave elf named Elvin decided to invade Cep's secret pirate lair.  ( <---I'm an elf named Elvin?! How original is that?!)
Being sneaky, 
our heroine disguised herself as a smurf. 
And then deftly pushed Cep into the microwave! 
But Cep survived, instead being turned into Megaman! 
As you can understand, / wanted to kill our heroine. 
However, he found himself stuck! 
He was now a superhero, and he had to save the world, not unlike Sailormoon. 
Unfortunately, he was about as powerful as Chibimoon. 
Elvin thought this was very hilarious. 
Deciding that was now incapable of doing much of anything besides being cute, 
Elvin  left Cep to his doom.
On his journey, Cep / Megaman ran into Mr. T and a leprechaun.  
Cep / Megaman hoped that perhaps his luck had changed, and that he would now be fabulously wealthy.  
Unfortunately, Mr. T was the one who had found the leprechaun, and to ensure *his* future financial status, he threw a grenade at Cep / Megaman! 
Beaten, + 
Cep / Megaman surrendered.
Mr. T seemed to be very understanding of Cep / Megaman's plight. 
However, that feeling disappeared when Mr. T flushed Cep down the toilet. 
Elvin, Mr. T, and the leprechaun all lived happily ever after. 
Cep died alone in the sewers. 
THE END.
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