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I am very bad at jokes. I never remember the punchline, or I tell them in the wrong order.

But I rather like this one, that I was told recently enought that I can actually remember it.

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Donald Rumsfeld rushes into the Oval Office and says "George, there's been an incident. Three Brazillian soldiers are dead."

George Bush puts his head in his hands, in obvious grief and devastation. "Oh, my. That's awful".

Donald waits there looking puzzled, until George looks up and asks, "So, just how many millions is a brazillion?"


Boom-boom!



So, do any of you have jokes to share?

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That joke was awful but probably may happen one day.

We have a lot of jokes here called the Conservative Party. Laugh2

But here's a several jokes for yer.

Q - What's big, grey and happy?
A - A Happypotamus

Q - What's biggest vegetable in the world?
A - A Hipppotatoe.

Q - What's is the fastest vegetable in the world?
A - A runner bean.

A mother bird and baby bird were flying along and Concorde went past.
The baby bird said, "Wish I could fly that fast."
The mother bird replied, "You would if your bum was on fire."

And last but not at least.

Q- What is the biggest and fastest vegetable in the world?
A - A Hippypotatoe with it's bum on fire.

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