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Ebonyswanne
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I am a Swan.
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Registration Date: 25-04-2007
Posts: 5592
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Teams rules for their kids dating
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This has been around for a while. Being a mum of four daughters my DH has his work cut out for him. (He's an Eagle in personality.) He has indicated he might want a copy for the wall in a few years. I will have 4 teenagers at once...
Could you imagine being a teenage boy wanting to date the daughter of of the birds with teenage kids.
The Eagle and the Condor both have daughters being asked out on dates... I think this is the start of their rules list as fathers.
That kid had better be afraid... very afraid.
Rules for dating my daughter.
By The Eagle and the Condor.
You better get a real day job.
Don’t work for evil organisations.
If I find out you are, your mine.
If you lie to me, I will torture you, slowly.
I make you go away if I don’t like you.
I’m everywhere, so no parking, I’m watching you, always.
Hurt her- I will maime you.
Whatever you do to hurt her. I will remove limps, starting with your fingers- refer to torture.
Death has no meaning to me.
Don't fuck with me. I know martial arts, swords, guns, weapons of mass destruction.
I know where you live, hang out. I have intel on you.
I’m not afraid of prison.
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Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up- Pablo Picasso.
This post has been edited 4 time(s), it was last edited by Ebonyswanne on 07-02-2017 at 23:55.
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07-02-2017 22:50
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