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SJ_SwanJun SJ_SwanJun is a Female

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Translation Please

Can I buy a vowel?

Hi team. ..

I need help.

I suck at Internet speak ... I absolutely hate it, To be honest.

So anyway, I got this email here at work from a vendor regarding some samples that are coming into our warehouse.

I am knackered if I can decipher half of it.

Please help a non-code-breaking Swannie on this one. (This guy, believe it or not, is the owner of the company and is in his late 50's) I think I have a basic idea ... but ... shit. THIS IS A GOD DAMN WORK EMAIL! Can't people leave this shit for personal communications?!

Email below:

U shld rcv tdy smpl for fit try. Wld u pls e mail ur comments each stle
Fed xp XXXX XXXX X
After try on gv to steve to rtn tdy n use
fed xp nbr
Acct XXXX-XXXX-X

Steve knows how to shp n inclde comm inv
For fed xp
Pls e mail me the fed xp
Nbr used to rtn smpls
These smpls are needed for pdctn in fcty
Thnks n rgds mel

Thanks guys ...

SJ

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This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by SJ_SwanJun on 27-06-2007 at 16:40.
Reason: I'm an idiot?

27-06-2007 16:38

amyltrer

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RE: Translation Please

quote:

Originally posted by SJ_SwanJun
Can I buy a vowel?

Hi team. ..

I need help.

I suck at Internet speak ... I absolutely hate it, To be honest.

So anyway, I got this email here at work from a vendor regarding some samples that are coming into our warehouse.

I am knackered if I can decipher half of it.

Please help a non-code-breaking Swannie on this one. (This guy, believe it or not, is the owner of the company and is in his late 50's) I think I have a basic idea ... but ... shit. THIS IS A GOD DAMN WORK EMAIL! Can't people leave this shit for personal communications?!

Email below:

U shld rcv tdy smpl for fit try. Wld u pls e mail ur comments each stle
Fed xp XXXX XXXX X
After try on gv to steve to rtn tdy n use
fed xp nbr
Acct XXXX-XXXX-X

Steve knows how to shp n inclde comm inv
For fed xp
Pls e mail me the fed xp
Nbr used to rtn smpls
These smpls are needed for pdctn in fcty
Thnks n rgds mel

Thanks guys ...

SJ

SJ, this is what came into my mind.Does it make any (more) sense now?
Are you paying the e-mails at the number of characters ? devilerr

yoU should receive today (a)? sample for fit try. Wolud you please e-mail ur(gently)? comments each stle
Fed xp XXXX XXXX X
After try(ing) on give to steve to return today in use
fed (feed-back?) xp nbr
Acct XXXX-XXXX-X

Steve knows how to ship on include comm inv
For fed xp
Please e-mail me the fed (feed-back)? xp
Nbr used to return samples
These samples are needed for production in factory
Thanks in regards mel

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27-06-2007 17:37

CricketBeautiful
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I'd vote UR is "your".

n might be "and"

comm ????

Thanks and regards, from Me!

Ugh!!!!!

Better than some I've seen, but still,...

Tell the guy to get a Blackberry! (Or one of the new Palms; you can bring up a screen with a full keyboard.)

Or get list of approved short-forms from him.

I wouldn't send that mess to my husband, let alone an employee. It's no longer appropriate to expect someone else to decipher what you're too important to make clear.

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27-06-2007 17:48

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SJ_SwanJun SJ_SwanJun is a Female

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I am a Red Squadron.

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Thanks, guys ...

I finally cracked the code over lunch (even though I am a very sick Swan, I still managed to come out of my medicated haze and figure it out - Meds always make me feel drunk)

This is what it was supposed to read:

You should receive today a sample for fit-try. Would you please email me your comments for each style.

FedEx shipping #XXX XXXX

After trying on give to Steve to return today and use Spirit FedEx number XXXX-XXXX-X

Steve knows how to ship and include Commercial Invoice for FedEx.

Please email me the FedEx Shipping # used to return samples.

These samples are needed for production facility.

Thanks and Regards....

I mean, shit ... is that so hard to type out? And he knows full well that the damn FedEx stuff comes through me, so .... Ugh .....

Idiot ...

Oh well - there goes the English language ... and I thought people saying "axe" instead of ask, and "di -eh-n't" instead of didn't were painful...

SJ
Starting to sound older and older every day....

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Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapour lock.

27-06-2007 18:08

CricketBeautiful
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Just wait till Josh starts writing for school. They start sounding reasonable, we'll introduce "adult" spelling a few words at at time, but they've now been through the "common" words three times (once per year) and half of what I see they still don't insist they use it. And looks like he'll get a bunch of weak (as in, they don't learn it even if we do try to teach it, so why bother) teachers next year. Sigh.

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Between stimulus and response there is a space.
In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.

- Viktor E. Frankl

27-06-2007 20:35

CricketBeautiful
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Here, start writing to you boss in this:

http://easyscript.com/default.asp

And if your company pays for courses related to the job, make him pay for the course!

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Between stimulus and response there is a space.
In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.

- Viktor E. Frankl

27-06-2007 21:01

amyltrer

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Well maybe that was an encripted e-mail that contained classified data. Shrug One can never know.

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27-06-2007 21:17

Metaliant

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Looks like he was trying to text you over the internet.

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27-06-2007 22:22

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