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Okay, not so much a rant as a "Doh!".
Every year we have little Christmas Elves visit our boys.
Specifically these Christmas Elves: http://www.elf-magic.com/
For those who don't know about them. If kids leave out Elf treats and letters of request, the elves will appear about a month before Xmas and spend the month visiting the children, monitoring behavior for Santa, 'helping' the family prepare for Xmas, and just behaving like little mischievous elves when no one is around to catch them. Christmas Eve, they leave with Santa to go back to the North Pole for the year.
It wasn't my idea originally. Kids at school educated them about these things, and so I spent a week with mysterious letters and elf snacks all around my house requesting they come visit and sad little kids not knowing what was going on.
So once I was educated too, they came to visit and have come for the last 3 years in a row.
Since the elves leave tonight on Christmas Eve, last night the Elves had a big elfy blow out.
They were up last night decorating the boys' new gingerbread house creation with powdered sugar. They made snow angels in the sugar and left sugary footprints all over the house. They also added all mom's 'rich' candy (high caffine/high sugar) to the decoration.
I woke up this morning, and came downstairs to find the boys had eaten all of my candy, and attempted to clean up the powdered sugar (originally contained neatly to the table) with my vacuum.
There had been an entire 20 oz bag's worth of powdered sugar on that table.
Note: While vacuums work fine with cleaning up little elf foot prints, in large quantities, powdered sugar is fine grained enough to get sucked through the nozel, transformed to particle dust form and be shot out of the exhaust back into the air, creating a fine blanket sugary coating on every surface in the kitchen.
Well...the kids did /attempt/ to clean up after the elves....
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24-12-2011 17:28
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24-12-2011 17:48
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Ah, so if he'd just moved them back to the big tree himself, before you did, he might very well have gotten away with it!
My problem this year was discovering, shortly after putting gifts that I'd just wrapped (and I use of lot of that thin ribbon that you curl with scissors) under the tree, was that my new cat loves to chew and eat ribbon!
So, all the presents (one with some slightly chewed ribbon) that I'd wrapped got hastily moved to a bedroom that Sharpie's not allowed to go into. Except that the next day, the BF wasn't paying attention and let Sharpie into that room by mistake. Much ribbon chewed off and eaten! I was freaking out that my cat was going to die from an impacted bowel or some such thing. But very fortunately, within an hour, Sharpie proceeded to puke it all up. Unfortunately, despite all the hardwood or tiled floor available to him, he chose to puke on the palest-coloured carpet in the house.
Fortunately, the BF owns a carpet-cleaner...
This post has been edited 2 time(s), it was last edited by lborgia88 on 26-12-2011 at 19:25.
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26-12-2011 19:16
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And oh...we did have one more exiting Elf moment.
This year, my elder son has started having suspicions about the validity of his elf. "Mom, are they just dolls that you and daddy move around?"
This troubled him one day a great deal, and so I asked him if he wanted an answer or if he would prefer the fun of the mystery. When faced with that option he definitely preferred the mystery. He said he'd figure it out on his own. He had a plan to find out the truth.
Putting the children to bed that night, I noticed he had put both elves into their makeshift basket bed surrounded by booby traps. I wondered if anyone would be caught in the boobytraps.
Never fear though, I got up in the middle of the night though and found little white footprints leading from my younger son's bed (where his elf was now sleeping with a suspicious white substance on his hands, feet, and mouth), allllll the way down the stairs to the living room where there was my older son's elf sprawled out in a sugar coma with a gingerbread man in his lap, and powdered sugar all over the table. The booby traps up in the bedroom were still apparently functional, so the elves bypassed them with no problems. Hubby got the boys up for school the next morning as I had a headache.
I heard, "Whisper whisper mumble?" *thump thump thump pitter patter feet * "Whisper, mumble MUMBLE???" *thump thump thump THUMP down the stairs* "Giggle Giggle Whooo! Hahaha Mumble MUMBLE!!" *Thumpity Thumpity back up the stairs * "Chatter chatter giggle chatter " *thumpity thumpity thumpity back down the stairs * Pause. Then: *whirrrrrrrrrrrRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr* vacuum cleaner on the stairs.
I giggled in my bed at all the sound effects, but the entertainment wasn't over. The husband comes in and informs me that the booby traps were a red herring. My son apparently demanded that dad present his hands for examination. In the boys' room is a black light. My resourceful child had laid a big flat lego mat on top of the elves' bed, which would have to be moved for them to get out of bed. He had coated the top of the mat with florescent marker. Anyone who touched the lego mat to move it would have florescent marker on their fingers that would show up under exposure to black light, much like the luminol uncovers blood stains on CSI. My husbands' hands were clean. Perhaps because the elves moved themselves? Or perhaps because florescent marker didn't make it to the sides or bottom edges of the lego mat where someone might be likely to grip when lifting?
I expect to be likewise interrogated when I get home. It's a good thing I wasn't a guilty party. We discovered through curious testing though that while florescent marker will readily transfer to human hands on contact from a slick markered surface like a lego mat no matter how many hours it has been there, it is almost impossible to remove it from porous human hands after contact is made. For the record? Water, soap, alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, industrial pumice, Goo Gone, and gasoline will NOT remove florescent marker from skin sufficiently enough to prevent it from showing up under a black light. However, it can be successfully masked by going back over the offending area with a sharpie marker.
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