A Japanese professor claims his country has the shape of its women's pubic hair to thank for its place on the world stage.
Professor Asaki Geino has published a thesis where he argues that the type of pubic hair a woman has affects her personality.
He says the pubic hair of Japanese women is of the type belonging to those who are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters.
The professor's thesis classifies women into five types, with most Japanese women having pubic hair like an 'inverted triangle'.
Professor Geinoe said: "This type is characterised by faithfulness and fitness for family life.
"Women of this type are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. I don't think I'm wrong when I say that precisely this type of woman helped Japan become the glorious country it is."
On the other hand, women most likely to be unfaithful had pubic hair resembling the "mouth of a river".
"Usually female pubic hair grows in the form of an upside down triangle, but some women's is oblong or elliptical in shape," the professor told Pravda.
"It's not that rare for women with oblong-shaped pubic hair to fall in love at first sight or fall head-over-heels with passion. They also don't like sitting at home on their own."
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He doesn't say whether any bikini waxing has been taken into account during his clearly well thought out and deeply researched analysis.
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Mallanox : "My mother was Irish and my father was an alien. I was an only child and I dress funny."
Of course...it is new thinking. Who wouldn't believe that our personalities are dictated by our pubic hair?
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Are only females affected by their pubic hair? Perhaps there will be another research to determine whether or not men's personalities are affected by their pubic hair as well.
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This has got to be the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my life. 0.o
Obviously this guy has way way too much time on his hands.
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And they PAID him to do this? Damn, wonder if I could get paid for doing a report on whether or not people can converse in japanese after watching subtitled animes for a year. Thats how my kid learned to cuss in japanese and spanish.
I suppose as a mother I must have a stronger stomach then. Mothers have to deal with all kinds of stuff before breakfast, although admittedly hair isn't usually one of them. Unless it's dealing with tangles.
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Mallanox : "My mother was Irish and my father was an alien. I was an only child and I dress funny."
Gah! Nothing like spending 45 minutes brushing and braiding your kid's hair while listening to them whine that your brushing too hard or they can't see the tv. Ungrateful little rodent! Makes you wonder why you even bother.
Let me put it this way, ever seen Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing? Her hair used to come down past her backside, but we cut 8 inches off so its a few inches above her waist now.
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