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Posted by Firebird on 21-02-2008 at 05:13:
Imi is a very gentle frisker ....at least at first 
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Posted by kimiko on 21-02-2008 at 12:11:
Then she *gla-lomp-tackle-huggle-smoochies* or some form there of...reminds me of an Aussie footballer! LOL
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Posted by Ebonyswanne on 21-02-2008 at 13:07:
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The Swallow maybe a kid, but he wasn't stupid. he read the books from the physical education class the Swan sent him to to learn about the birds and the bees. Sure he had three brothers that could explain it to him but she didn't really trust the way the would explain it...Now he knew what the peanuts were for...
When he asked Joe about girls he smirked and told him when he was old enough he'd find one that would she him how he uses that dangly thing properly...you see the two nuts that sit on either side of it...well they have a purpose-"
Jun thwacked Joe in the head when she heard him say that to Jinpei who looked down at his crutch."Ouch," He shot her an annoyed frown.
She just glared at him,"I think it's time you learned about this from someone who knows how to teach young boys about this stuff..."She scolded the condor and took away his full glass of beer."Hey..." He called out after Jun who turned her back to him and walked away."What are complaining about Joe, its not like you paid for it."
Jinpei looked over at Ken..."Don't look at me!"
Jun cast the Eagle a 100 watt smile..."Thats right his dangly thing and peanuts went into retirement..."
Ken went red in the face, Joe pissed himself laughing...
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Posted by Hinotori on 21-02-2008 at 17:45:
OMG, Ebony! You crack me up!!!! I'm 
here!!
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Posted by amyltrer on 21-02-2008 at 17:54:
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Have the peanuts done some damage to your brain? It was me who shot them down!!!
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Posted by Firebird on 21-02-2008 at 18:26:
lol oh Ebony
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Posted by Metaliant on 21-02-2008 at 19:54:
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You mean it will be Food Smut III Peanuts Strike Back? Or is it going to be series spin off?
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Posted by Metaliant on 21-02-2008 at 19:56:
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I don't think Joe is the only one who just pissed himself after reading this.
Have you ever thought of going professional with this writing?
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Posted by Ebonyswanne on 21-02-2008 at 20:56:
Me profressional at writing...awe Met you are so nice...I sigh, I'm just an amateur with a sense of humour...
TJ could though...
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Posted by Firebird on 21-02-2008 at 21:02:
I dont know Ebony - you are very talented.
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Posted by Hinotori on 22-02-2008 at 00:16:
I agree with Met and FB! Ebony, your stories and vignettes are great!
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 22-02-2008 at 00:17:
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ITA! Ebony could do it!!!!
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Posted by Hinotori on 22-02-2008 at 00:18:
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Or maybe just another version set in another time.... But can we please leave out the peanut with the speech impediment and the metal shell that thinks it knows everything??
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Posted by Firebird on 22-02-2008 at 10:25:
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*sigh* I miss those.
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Posted by Metaliant on 22-02-2008 at 11:09:
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If it's going to be a spin off series, would it have that kinda of crossover witht he Killer Tomotoes?
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Posted by Ebonyswanne on 22-02-2008 at 12:00:
I can see it now;
Condor Joe stands poised with his finger over the red button.
"Joe not yet..." The Eagle yells in his ear."Millions of people are running away from them..."
"But they're in my sights..." The Condor snarls at his commander, he's ready for action now.
Jun walks over and stands next to the two of them.
"Joe I want that one...it looks ripe." She points a white gloved finger at the view screen.
Joe just looks at her strangely.
"A red tomato that size will feed people at the Snack J for at least three weeks...do know how expensive tomatoes are at the moment." She stood there wide eyed like they were standing in the fruit & veg market.
"I don't believe it!" Ken sighed shaking his head. "Millions of lives are at stake and all you're worried about is the price of tomatoes."
The Swan turned her all charmings onto him."It looks about the same size as your tab." She purred as she smiled and put a hand on his mantle.
Ken caved in, she had a way of doing that to him."Joe go ahead and fire a bird at the killer tomatoes...just watch out for the Japanese tourists..."
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Posted by amyltrer on 22-02-2008 at 12:47:
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Yesssss, food Smut Wars!!!! I'll be Darth PeaNuts! Beware Eagle!
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Posted by kimiko on 22-02-2008 at 14:07:
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*busy wiping Pepsi off computer screen*
Darth PeaNuts...Darth Penis...sounds like a porn name!!!
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 22-02-2008 at 14:08:
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Yes, but what color is his light saber?
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Posted by kimiko on 22-02-2008 at 14:20:
Well I guess Amy is partial to the colour blue! 
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