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Posted by Metaliant on 08-11-2008 at 00:00:
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Originally posted by Barrdwing
Entitled . . . umm, entitled to what? Oh, wait, I know what they can have: twenty minutes tied into a sack with three angry cats! Naked, of course. (The driver, that is. I suppose the cats could be naked too, but Sphinxes don't seem as temperamental as other breeds and that just won't do.) |
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I need to change my underwear now after laughing so hard with an image of naked cats and driver in a bag.
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Posted by Barrdwing on 08-11-2008 at 05:17:
We aim to please . . . . 
And if the cats get tired, there could always be hungry ferrets in that bag instead.
Posted by shamrokchick on 08-11-2008 at 05:48:
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Originally posted by Barrdwing
We aim to please . . . . 
And if the cats get tired, there could always be hungry ferrets in that bag instead.  |
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Barrdwing you have me cracking up...
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Posted by lborgia88 on 08-11-2008 at 15:35:
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Originally posted by Barrdwing
Entitled . . . umm, entitled to what? Oh, wait, I know what they can have: twenty minutes tied into a sack with three angry cats! Naked, of course. (The driver, that is. I suppose the cats could be naked too, but Sphinxes don't seem as temperamental as other breeds and that just won't do.) |
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There are historical precedents for this! In ancient Rome, the specified punishment for killing your father was to be put in a sack with a dog, a snake, a rooster and a monkey. (Apparently, doing in your mother wasn't such a big deal.)
Oh, and then the sack, with murderer and animals, would be tossed into a river.
I remember the first time I read about this, in a history class years ago -I thought it was pretty damned unfair to punish the animals too, as they hadn't done anything!
Posted by clouddancer on 08-11-2008 at 17:34:
I am with you LB, why must the animals die just for the sake of a murderer? Actually the snake I could do without and maybe the rooster as well if he insists on waking me up early in the morning but the monkey and the dog.....
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Posted by Barrdwing on 09-11-2008 at 07:04:
Holy smokes, a monkey can do some serious damage! Those ancient Romans, so creative . . . . But I think they should have removed the animals from the sack before throwing the murderer in the river. Good monkeys are hard to come by.
Posted by Transmute Jun on 09-11-2008 at 15:05:
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Originally posted by Barrdwing Good monkeys are hard to come by.  |
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The Wicked Witch of the West would agree with you.
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Posted by Metaliant on 19-11-2008 at 19:10:
Especially the flying monkeys.
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Posted by Swan_Jun on 11-03-2010 at 04:27:
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Originally posted by SJ_SwanJun
You go, Met!!
Rant away, darlin!!
I love it when you talk dirty.
Van drivers are among the most dangerous drivers on the road. Flash avoids them like the plague.
Honda Civic drivers are just as bad. Whenever we see someone doing something stupid, it is always either a Van or a Honda!
On Sat, during the snow storm, we were driving, nothing behind us at all, and fucktard in a mini-van decided to just pull out of a side street, ignoring the fact he had a stop sign, and then SLOWED DOWN!
We fishtailed to avoid him ...
Blocking sidewalks and intersections are a massive pet peeve, so I can definitely sympathise. Here in Toronto, we can actually call for Parking enforcement to tow them, can you do that where you are?
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I Totally Agree.
Just One Day Prior To Me Joining This Wonderful Gatch Site Some Asshole (SJ If I Offend You I'm Sorry) Cut The Van Off And Headed Down The Road But The A-Hole Went Down The Wrong Side Of The Road! My Driver Fishtailed To Keep The Van Stright and The Next Thing I Knew The Driver Of The Van Who Drove Illigeally Got Caught By The Police For Failure To Control Vechile.
Cheers!
Jun The Swan
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Posted by Metaliant on 11-03-2010 at 17:40:
I have notice in the past week or two that a small group of drivers are partly parking on the pavement and it was suggested to me by a work colleague to "accidently" knock into the side mirror as I am trying to get past.
I thought that this a very good idea and have since done this at once. Oh I don't actually do it on purppose and if I can't move it then so be it, but if it does, then well.....
There's this one particlular white van driver that parks partly in a parking space and partly on the pavement and I am trying to "accidently" knock the side mirror around.
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