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Posted by amyltrer on 12-02-2008 at 20:47:
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#Amy starts humming as her foot connects with the Eagle's groin area!#
Let's get it started!
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Posted by Summer39 on 12-02-2008 at 21:43:
Darn it! Just when things seem to be getting good I have to head out for work!
Can't wait to read what'll happen when I return in the morning!
This intro. turned out better than expected! I see you guys in an entirely different light. And to think of TJ as the head Swan-I guess you really don't know a person until all of their dirty laundry is truly exposed!
Have a good evening everyone!
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Posted by Ebonyswanne on 13-02-2008 at 00:00:
Thats right when TJ speaks...
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 13-02-2008 at 00:08:
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Kimi! Usually its more subtle than that. I constantly ahve to make up company names, and when I need inspiration, I look to what interests me... I'll have to see what I can come up with on that one, though.
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 13-02-2008 at 00:09:
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Exactly!!!!!!
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Posted by Springie on 13-02-2008 at 00:17:
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Absolutely!!
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 13-02-2008 at 00:20:
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LOL, you are too funny! It's not that exciting, really. Let's see, some excerpts....
On December 23rd, 2008, Thaddeus Keane, Gateway Corp.s sole owner, purchased $1,800 of common stock in Gateway Corp. for cash. Record any necessary journal entry for Gateway Corp.
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Given the following information for 2007, calculate the total amount of ISO Corp.s extraordinary items to be reported on ISOs 2007 Income Statement. Be sure to state whether the total is a gain or a loss. All numbers are before tax. Tax rate = 20%
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This one was one of Springie's favourites:
State the type of opinion the auditor would give under each of the following (independent) situations.
a) Ken Industries has financial statements that present its accounting position fairly in all material respects.
b) Eagle Corp. has never had an audit but requires one this year for the purposes of obtaining a loan from City Bank. The auditors have not found any problems with this years financial data.
c) Mark Brothers lost all accounting data for the year when their computer systems crashed due to a virus. The data is unrecoverable.
d) Washio Group has had many disputes with the auditors over its financial statements. Management refuses to change any accounting numbers, even though many are materially misstated.
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Ace Company had $200,000 of accounts receivable on March 31st, 2007. Ace assumed that $50,000 of these receivables would not be collected; however no allowance had been set up for this amount. Ace needed extra cash and was contemplating different ways of obtaining the funds.
There are others of course, but this is a sampling.....
Do you all want to be in my accounting classes now? 
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Posted by Springie on 13-02-2008 at 00:21:
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Hahaha, TJ is definitely the most persuasive Swannie around here...and that's why we
her!!
***Team's reaction as TJ boards the Phoenix...yeah, they know who's in charge here! ***
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 13-02-2008 at 00:22:
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I'll have you know that this Swan washes her underwear regularly!
After all, you never know who is looking at it!
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 13-02-2008 at 00:23:
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If I'm truly in charge, I want to see the Eagle in the back room!
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Posted by Ebonyswanne on 13-02-2008 at 00:26:
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TJ I would be your most frustrating student!!!
I would get bored by all the number crunching and then I'd draw pictures in my note books...(Eagle/Swan smutty pics of course)
Then I'd start talking to the person next to me...I cop the chalker duster from you in the first 10 minutes of class and then it would be "Ebony...just shut up and pay attention...Grrrr"
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Posted by Springie on 13-02-2008 at 00:29:
I can't see Ken's expression that well...but Joe looks like he'd oblige! 
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Posted by Hinotori on 13-02-2008 at 00:47:
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OMG! I'm dying here!!! These are great, TJ!! But what happens when/if you have a student who either knows or figures out the secret? Do they get an A for the semester????
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 13-02-2008 at 00:51:
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Yeah, my favourite is 'Ace' having collection problems and needing cash.
I had another one somewhere about Racing Inc. owned by Condor Corp. You know, I've written all kinds of themed tests: Ally McBeal, Young & the Restless, Seinfeld, Survivor, Star Trek, Amazing Race, etc. Heck, I even wrote a Brady bunch test. I only ever got called on the Seinfeld one.
I guess I'm just not into the same things my students are!
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Posted by clouddancer on 13-02-2008 at 01:32:
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Ebony, I am sure TJ would not throw any chalker dusters at you. First of all if I know anything she probably does not have one in her classroom, it would be a white board brush. And second with all your pretty drawings she would keep you there just so she could look at them after class.
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 13-02-2008 at 02:36:
I've never had to throw my whiteboard brush (you got it right, CD), and I've never had to kick a student out of class. I have however invited students to be quiet so everyone else could hear.
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Posted by clouddancer on 13-02-2008 at 02:47:
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That is how you know you are a teacher, if you have to ask others to be quiet so everyone can hear.
You would think after 13-15 years of education, and hearing that same rule every year, people would learn that basic rule wouldn't you???
but
they just do not get it.
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 13-02-2008 at 03:34:
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The difference is, I CAN throw them out. I can also just stop talking until they leave, and trust me, the other students wil ltell them to leave!
Fortunately, it never came to that.
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Posted by lborgia88 on 13-02-2008 at 04:06:
I'd like to take your classes, Transmute Jun. It would be a nice change to learn something useful. What you teach sounds like the things that Controllers do. My accounting-type work at the country club usually ran to things like trying to get out all the 1099s each January, and discovering that individual/sole proprietors had been paid sums exceeding $600, left and right, and no one had bothered to make them fill out w-9s, or put their addresses and phone numbers into the A/P system. Or trying to straighten out A/P messes from the Pro Shop, because they'd approve invoices for payment and deduct the amount for merchandise they intended to return, and then when the credit memo came in the mail, they'd approve that too and the credit would end up in the system twice. Or trying to figure out why an event account was still open when the member in question said they'd sent a check, which had been cashed, and discovering that it had been misapplied because there were three different accounts set up for the same event, by three different people. I was the fixer of problems, among other duties.
Posted by Transmute Jun on 13-02-2008 at 04:32:
Wow, Llborgia, that sounds like a real mess! Did you ever solve it or did you just run for the hills?
And if you want to drop by my classes, just LMK.
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