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Posted by Transmute Jun on 06-09-2007 at 13:33:

Okay.... so Ebony has somehow managed to turn a discussion of disgusting Zark sexual implication in BOTP into Condor smut....

WTG Ebony!!!! I bow down to you!!!! Bowdown

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 06-09-2007 at 13:34:

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And, of course, all of those Zark scenes give me the heebie jeebies now! I wonder how much it wearped me as a child to watch that!!!!! I mean, he's having phone sex with Susan and we see him stepping naked out of the shower!!!!!! Ewwww...... Sick1


Wasn't he naked in bed AND having phone ex with Susan as well?


I never thought of that.... oh.... now I really am sick!!!!!

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Posted by clouddancer on 06-09-2007 at 15:53:

Well the Eagle may be available to help you like the Condor is Ebony.

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Posted by Ebonyswanne on 06-09-2007 at 22:28:

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Originally posted by clouddancer
Well the Eagle may be available to help you like the Condor is Ebony.


The Eagle ran into the bathroom...to see if Princess needed a hand holding back her long black hair while she threw up from the images created by that statement...

"TJ!" he not really surprised to see her there..."Here let me help you hold you pretty blond hair back...

I saw the Condor a moment ago, he was taking Ebony out to dinner, so they could both recover from the experiance."

So the Eagle being the nice guy he is held back TJ's hair for her...that's when Princess entered the room...

"Ohhh Mark how could you!" Then she burst into tears and ran from the room.

Mark looked a little sheepish at TJ, but then he looked at the picture that Princess dropped on the floor.

It was a photoshop image of Princess and Zark in a weird sexual position and on the back of it "Picture done by the Eagle..."

Mark pulls out his birdrang angrily." TJ I need your help! DAMN that robot"

"It's alright Mark...I wrote a ficcie about how to take him out...lets go read it together and I'll maybe help you get her back..." TJ purred as they head back to Marks quarters...

I think I have spent tooo much time in the IF....
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Posted by Springie on 07-09-2007 at 00:00:

Bwahahahaha...Ebony, you are too funny! I can't seem to keep up with all of the posts these days...maybe this weekend...

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 07-09-2007 at 01:03:

Oh Ebony, you write so well.... I love your posts! Did I ever mention that? ROFL 2

Hmmm.... I would certainly be MORE than willing to help Mark take out Zark... what a wonderful foreplay.... Wink

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Posted by clouddancer on 07-09-2007 at 01:18:

Foreplay for who????

You and the Eagle?

Or the Eagle and the Swan? Biggrins

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 07-09-2007 at 01:51:

The Eagle and me!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!!

Sheesh... The Swan is only for the fics that DON'T have Mary Sue characters.... Wink

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Posted by Madilayn on 07-09-2007 at 03:11:

My ebil ebil mind was working overtime then.

Mark takes out Zark.

To the movies. To the Zoo. To the Snack J (where Zark is involved in an unforunate incident with a Swan and a load of garbage, and Mark is involved in an unforunate accident with a Condor).

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 07-09-2007 at 03:22:

WHAT???? Maddy, I'm shocked! ACCIDENT???? Oh, no..... not unless it's them accidentally finding their way to a Gatchamania Swannie smut party.... Party4

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Posted by Ebonyswanne on 07-09-2007 at 07:20:

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Originally posted by Madilayn
My ebil ebil mind was working overtime then.

Mark takes out Zark.

To the movies. To the Zoo. To the Snack J (where Zark is involved in an unforunate incident with a Swan and a load of garbage, and Mark is involved in an unforunate accident with a Condor).

evilvsangel


mmm that was left open...I meant total annihilation!!!Me and my spurr of the moment stuff!! Heheheee

Ebony talk happening again...I think I write the way I speak which is scary...

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 07-09-2007 at 14:05:

You're not scary, Ebony! You're cuddly!!! Huggles

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Posted by gatchgirl on 07-09-2007 at 15:18:

Somehow I'm invisioning myself on an island and finding it more pleasurable then visioning Eagle and zark together....


Now just where did that Condor go???? paddling we need to have some smoke so we can flying


OHHHH Condor I've got some boobies for ya!!!

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Posted by amyltrer on 07-09-2007 at 15:22:

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visioning Eagle and zark together....



I certainly wouldn't mindDevil3 Anyway, is it true that the guy had cerebronic implants in BotP? And that Zark could control them?

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Posted by meridianday on 07-09-2007 at 15:26:

Oh my, this awful vision of Mark having a FOSDIC too just popped into my mind. Presumably to pick up signals from Princess...

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 07-09-2007 at 16:03:

And don't forget, Princess has FOSNIPs!!!!! ROFL 2

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Posted by amyltrer on 07-09-2007 at 16:10:

Ahem, one question.... What FOSDIC stands for? Zarky seem a horny robot (hmm, must be from those antenaes Pimp3 ).... wouldn't be tempted to ...play with Mark's implants?

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 07-09-2007 at 17:26:

FOSDIC = Film Optical Sensing Device for Input to Computers

This means that Zark is antiquated enough to actually be working with FILM... ROFL 2

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Posted by amyltrer on 07-09-2007 at 17:28:

Geez, they should update him then!

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Posted by amyltrer on 07-09-2007 at 17:31:

WowEek4 I checked for FOSDIC on the net with google and the first thing it came up was this!

IE Sucks

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