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Posted by Becky Rock on 23-08-2013 at 22:46:
Oh yeah!
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Posted by littlewolf on 24-08-2013 at 10:05:
Upset Dingo
Annoyed dingo
Bitting bits of bird
Snacking dingo
Happier dingo
Silly condor bird!
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 04-09-2013 at 14:51:
I like the poem, LW!
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ElectricWhite’s tail wagged to the rhythm of the squeaking canine wheelchair. Jason found himself gritting his teeth as he listened to the wheelchair noise combined with the clicking of EW’s nails hitting the hard floor. Littlewolf paid no heed to any of this.
Finally, they stopped. Jason opened a door. “Inside!” he snapped. The two Gatchamaniacs obliged – they realized they were heading into G-Force’s ready room. The door quickly shut as soon as LW and EW were through. Jason, however, didn’t follow them in.
“Well –!” littlewolf found herself at a loss; what could have set Jason off?
When Tiny entered the room a short time later, he found littlewolf standing behind ElectricWhite. EW was up on her hind legs, looking out a porthole at the fish drifting by while LW supported and stabilized her.
“Hi, girls!” Tiny cried as he went through his normal routine of getting a plateful of Spaceburgers and settling in his favorite chair.
Within moments....
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EW stood before him and LW perched on the closest arm of the sofa. “You hungry?” Tiny asked EW. A wag of her tail was the answer.
While Tiny ripped off bits of his burger and fed them to EW, LW found a small pert of herself wishing she was still a dingo....
Jason entered, followed by a barrel-chested man wearing maintenance coveralls and carrying an aerosol can. “Hello there, puppy!” he said as soon as he saw ElectricWhite, “I heard your extra legs’re makin’ a real racket.”
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“Oh yeah.” he said as the dingo stood before him. He knelt down and sprayed different contact points on the wheelchair and had EW walk around a bit until the squeaks were gone. “So what kind of puppy we got here?”
“She’s a dingo.” littlewolf replied.
“A real dingo?”
“Yep.”
“Wow. All I know about dingos is that movie where Meryl Streep says ‘A dingo ate the baby’!”
“Well, this one’s rare – most aren’t comfortable around humans.”
“Good to see this one isn’t.” the maintenance man replied as he vigorously rubbed EW’s back. She had thrown her head back and closed her eyes as she enjoyed the moment.
Just then, Princess, Amethyst, and Transmute Jun entered the ready room, laughing as if they were having a girls’ night out. The maintenance man took that as a cue to leave.
* * * * *
“It was Jason’s fault!” Becky Rock cried as KT1972 and Daniella T. Fixed her with hard stares, “He shouldn’t have been running around in his birthday suit thinking no one was around! And it just happened to be a big coincidence I had a camera with me. Honest!”
“Yeah yeah, Becky, that’s your story and you’re sticking to it, eh?” KT scoffed.
“We were there when you talked him into taking the naked yoga classes, remember?” Daniella added.
“Oh.”
“What I’d like to know,” Daniella said, “is how you’re going to apologize to the rest of the Condor nation? You know we all have a thing about sharing such treasures.”
“Oh crud.” Becky muttered.
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Posted by Becky Rock on 04-09-2013 at 22:19:
Naked Yoga class? Imagination runs away...
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 04-09-2013 at 22:22:
And you talked him into it! You've got some talent, Becky!
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Posted by Becky Rock on 06-09-2013 at 00:20:
Well, I did mention a few NFL cheerleaders would be participating...
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Posted by littlewolf on 06-09-2013 at 08:28:
Naked yoga / warm-up for a condor sex orgy / nude twister with the condor???
oh the images in my brain,
Oh the level of flexibility that man has,
oh the need for a cold shower...
Meryl Steep's accent was horrible in that movie, sound like a cross between a kiwi and a cockney
(who knew our accent was such a challenge, all you have to do is end each sentence like it was a question ...ya know?
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 06-09-2013 at 17:37:
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I don't think anybody's really let her live that one down, ya know?
(Was that any good, LW?)
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Posted by littlewolf on 07-09-2013 at 10:05:
Stone the flaming crows - a dingo has our EW
Mate we was just havin a Barbi, few rellies round sinking some piss, spinnin a few yarns, snags on the barbi
then baz lost it at blue , hell he had to come from the back of woop woop, ye? only just down the road but he's always been a few short in the top paddock
anywaz he had to cool him down cause yenow, we didn't want it to get to roudy, we wernt ata B&S ball or notin, we dint want the cops turning up cause of barney and all
and then..mate..then mate..stone the flamin crows.... a dingo mate.... a bloody dingo up an took our EW... it was bloody beut mate... bloody beut....aint had that must excitement since the emu kicked down the dunny daw....
mate? ya get me mate...? yerrrr
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 07-09-2013 at 13:00:
Uhhh......gesundheit?
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Posted by Becky Rock on 07-09-2013 at 14:27:
LW, the images you have invoked! But I do need a dictionary...
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Posted by littlewolf on 08-09-2013 at 09:20:
So I was have a few friends around for a celebration
having a few drinks, had some meat (e.g. sausages) on the grill/ flat plate
and another friend (he has gone of his medication) who lives far away/ long distance to travel, got angry with another friend
we had to calm him down, because it was getting very noise and we did not want the neighbours
to complain and have the police arrive on our doorstep
then the strangest thing happened, so totally unexpected, a wild dog came out of nowhere and grabbed our EW.
It was shocking and bizarre, we were all astounded and did not know what to do, it was like the old stories we had heard about outside toilets collapsing with the occupants still inside them.
So totally unexpected...
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Posted by KT1972 on 08-09-2013 at 09:28:
Thanks for the translation LW.....
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 08-09-2013 at 14:21:
So I guess this means a bunch of people will be doing bad imitations of Meryl Streep yelling, "A dingo ate the crippy!", huh? 
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Posted by Becky Rock on 08-09-2013 at 19:22:
Thanks LW!
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Posted by littlewolf on 09-09-2013 at 13:07:
Oy sunshine,
If any of my friends used that word they would be bitched slapped into next week...
Won't stand for that disrespectful uneducated crap
xox
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 09-09-2013 at 14:15:
Ah, yes, but since I'm a disabled American cracking on herself, I get a free pass to act obnoxiously stupid! 
EW puts her arms around LW and gives a little squeeze.
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Posted by littlewolf on 10-09-2013 at 12:51:
Sunshine you are not stupid,
and if you want to take the piss out of yourself, that is your right.
LW leans into EW hugs "Friends"
But it is in my nature (and it isn't gonna change) that I will stand up for family and friends when people are being unnecessarily mean, some words have to much power, some people are just ignorant, and some times they need to be pulled up sharply.
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 10-09-2013 at 13:09:
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EW stands up to salute her friend, only to drop to the floor.
Dang. I knew I forgot something! (Like the fact I'm in a wheelchair!) Anyway, I'm sure you get the sentiment.
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 12-09-2013 at 00:42:
Here comes more!
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Princess sat in her usual spot on the stage, but her guitar remained silent. She’d given up trying to improvise a tune that went with the beat Keyop was laying down.
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Keyop’s drumsticks kept pace with ElectricWhite’s footsteps, and she seemed to have fun herself – she sped up, slowed down, and even tried skipping a bit. Once in a while she glanced over to the ping pong table to see Jason struggle to find his own rhythm. Again, the ball sailed past his paddle.
“That’s game, Jase.” Mark declared.
Jason tossed his paddle onto the table and then stormed over to the dingo in the doggy wheelchair. He glared down at her, and she looked up at him, the devil dancing in her eyes.
“You’re just loving this.”
“Yip!”
Littlewolf stepped in between them and fixed Jason with an unflinching look.
“What?” he finally asked.
“Just makin’ sure things don’t get ugly between you and my friend.”
“Say what?!” Jason’s voice almost cracked from disbelief.
“I saw you gettin’ frustrated –”
“Look, the last thing I’m gonna do is –”
“Attention G-Force!” 7-Zark-7's voice filled the ready room as his image appeared on the large monitor behind Tiny’s chair.,”I just wanted to let you know that the scientists activated the Mudar device, but it appears the room’s shielding wasn’t sufficient –”
“Well, thanks for the advance warning, Zark!” Jason’s voice was thick with sarcasm.
“Jason, what –?” Mark’s jaw dropped when he saw Jason do an re-enactment of the beginning of The Lion King. But instead of a lion cub, Jason lifted up a reddish-brown dingo wearing a very loose-fitting pajama top.
* * * * *
Becky stood there, her eyes darting back and forth between Daniella and KT1972. Her lips and tongue stuck to her teeth – she honestly hadn’t thought much about how all the other Condor fans would react if they discovered she had secretly taken pictures of Jason in a naked yoga class. If she’s shared those gems with everyone from the start....
“Well?” Daniella pressed, “What are you going to do?”
“Uh....”
“We could tell everyone ourselves,” KT said to Daniella, “and then sit back to watch the bloodbath.”
“Oh God no!” Becky cried.
The threesome felt a strange tingling. There was a sudden, bright flash. KT and Daniella let out a startled gasp as soon as their vision cleared.
Becky tipped her head to one side as she looked at her friends. She then realized she had suddenly become shorter. She looked down at herself and saw the thick, black hair covering her arms....
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