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Posted by Becky Rock on 29-12-2009 at 21:14:

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Originally posted by Metaliant
I have used up my thinking allowance earlier today thinking about stuff.

Name the songs and bands.

God gave us Rock 'N' Roll because we salute those who are aobut to rock.

Question - Are you rock or roll?

I'm definitely rock. ROFL 2

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Posted by gatchamarie on 30-12-2009 at 18:30:

Good one, Becky! Laugh2

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Posted by SJ_SwanJun on 31-12-2009 at 11:23:

6am, full off coffee already and ready to go...

Here are a couple more things to ponder:

What is the speed of dark?

Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor and planes
don't have a row 13, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot..

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

heh heh ... I've been having a laugh finding these ...

SJ

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Posted by nuni on 31-12-2009 at 19:30:

Have you noticed that you listed 13 things to ponder? Coincidence?

Posted by Becky Rock on 31-12-2009 at 23:07:

These have all been fun to read. This doesn't exactly fit, but the only thing that keeps coming to my mind is the saying 'Guerrillas don't care for guerrilla warfare.'

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Posted by gatchamarie on 02-01-2010 at 08:55:

Great finds, SJ!

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