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Posted by SJ_SwanJun on 15-05-2007 at 17:19:
Slowly lets her tongue slide across her upper lip as her eyesbrow quirks in response to his ... almost challenge. Her yo-yo pops smoothly from it's holster at her hip, unheard as she flicks it toward the Condor's wrist to stop him leaving just as things get interesting.
She smiles around the mouth of the bottle of beer as she drops her head backward to drain much more if its contents than the amount spilling in a thin line down her chin. The now empty bottle is thrown over her shoulder as she raises her hand to to slide it down the cord toward her pray.
Not a SHIM, dear Condor?
Purses her lips in a badly hidden coy smirk as she finally draws close to the Condor's face. In an exaggerated move she hooks her index finger into the waistband of his jeans and tugs it outward, making a show of glancing downward.
Funny how a big, burly, tough, man like yourself can hide behind a precious and delightful woman ... and still consider yourself a man.
Snaps her finger from his jeans and pokes him centre chest with the tip of her finger.
Shrugs a shoulder as she turns and waves "buh-bye" with her fingetips
I'm not confused, sweetie ... I know what's man ... and what's ... a little mouse ... holds fingers a mere few millimetres apart as her lips purse and eyes drop to the fly of his jeans. Gives a wink and leans against the wall, keeping her fingers tauntingly in the "itty-bitty-thingie" position.
A man who can wear make-up, darling, is a man who is in total and utter control of his masculinity ...
A man who can be kept down and held back by a woman ...
... well ...
Slinks toward the couch and flops down, swinging her legs up and over the knees of the two spectators.
What's on?
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DAMN DAMN DAMN ... Sorry .... I just ... God there was an opening there and I had to take it. Well, that and I had to defend myself ... Damn to think of an excuse for the SHIM thing ...
SJ
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Posted by Metaliant on 15-05-2007 at 19:49:
Mumbles between munchinging popcorn and sipping his beer, "I never wear girlie makeup like a condor."
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Posted by Lolabella on 15-05-2007 at 19:52:
For 3 weeks, Zeta waited patiently for the Condor to return to the 'Urgent' thread. Her days were filled with the hot memory of their very brief but electric encounter. She spent her days dipping the stolen shirken in ink and attempting to pen the final scenes of Princess/Jason pairing in Popsicles and Ice on the walls of the thread. But her Muse had failed her.
But on this day, her ears perked when she heard the gruff rumblings of a certain Condor close by.
Could it be?
Zeta quickly rose and stormed out of the 'Urgent' thread and into this one only to stop dead in her tracks at the site of the Condor attempting to barrel out past her. But before he could even reach her, unseen forces quickly pulled him in the opposite direction.
A quick glance around the room revealed Cep and Cloud wide eyed and mouths agape at the scene presented in front of all them. Knowing that it would be best to not interrupt, she takes two steps into the thread, finds the wall and slowly slinks down into a seated position.
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Posted by imaqtz on 16-05-2007 at 16:54:
From the moment he was reeled back into the thread by no less than blackswan's yoyo.. he had frozen from sheer disbelief at yet again another display trying to humiliate him. Stunned amusement had given way to sheer disbelief at such a foolhardy attempt to get a rise from him.
When she had pulled at the waistband of his jeans and looked down, he had also looked down, slowly raising his head when she had snapped it back . Gods!Did...she...really...do...that...just ...now?!
He simply could not believe this little livewire had surch an urgent deathwish. what was she talking about? What the F..?
He slowblinked, only now realising his mouth was slightly agape ..Was she seriously mocking him?..Jaw snapped shut when he finally caught the "miniscule" sign she was making with her fingers...
oh no she didnt! what the hell was she laughing about...focus...hiding behind a woman?
Just who the Hell did she think she was dealing with? a quick scan of the room showed more bystanders than was necessary to let loose on this slip of a girl who after a her taunts was slinking toward the cou..
Shimmatta!
that coudlnt be the hottie that had given him attitude on the Urgent thread , sitting with her head bowed down distractedly twirling between her fingers a...
Condor closes his eyes with a tiny shake of the head taking a deep breath, exhaling ever so slowly . Calm...calm.
So thats where the shuriken had gone..That one was going to pay for that but she will be dealt with later..
Right now..Blackswan was ever so smugly swinging those silky smooth legs of hers asking some question of the others completely dismissing him.
Response Options and mode of attack instinctinvely kicked in.
1. Kill her
or
2. Laugh it off
or
3. Walk away.
for the second time that night, he took a deep breath and broke into a feral grin..there was always Option 4 .
A quick glance Imi's way, showed the horror, of his intentions , dawning on her face..as she raised her arms and ran towards him..
Screw protocol , and screw Imi's endless yet futile attempts to tame let alone restrain him!
Springing from his frozen position, he easily sidesteps Imi, and in two long strides is in front of Blackswan. Bows courteously, and offers a smile, eyes never leaving hers.
" I can only guess by your show of bravado , you must obviously had one beer too many. Let me to reintroduce myself and set you right about a couple of interesting misconceptions you have. Besides, Its only fair to see yours now that you have seen mine ...in private."
Faster than those legs could swing at him, he grips her wrist and hauls her off the couch. Her instant struggle, only makes him tighten his hold on her , deftly extracting the yo you from her, tossing it over his shoulder, with a grunting laugh.. growling out lowly for her ears only.. "you can talk the talk , lets see you walk the walk "
Drags her out of this thread and into the Rubber Room!
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*Imi groans and shakes head*
dont say I didnt warn ya. Sj! Heck im not going anywhere near that Rubber Room if he's in there with your Blackswan! im soo going to 
mwah peeps!
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Posted by Metaliant on 17-05-2007 at 07:53:
turns to 
and says between muching popcorn, "You will get plenty of from the videos."
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Posted by Cep on 17-05-2007 at 08:53:
Well its certainly true my eagle friend, though that condor has a tendancy to cause serious damage to the upholstery in that place, hmm might not break even 
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Posted by clouddancer on 17-05-2007 at 10:12:
Cloud turns wide Blue-eyed stare to Cep and whispers
Errrr....... now what?.......Should we follow?
*Voyeuristic side showing.*
Ah, hem. No what I really mean is....... I have heard so many things about an enraged Condor. Should we go collect all loose objects from the Rubber Room?
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Posted by Cep on 17-05-2007 at 10:24:
While he's in there?! 
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Posted by Ebonyswanne on 17-05-2007 at 11:30:
That's one runchy little blackswan....the Condor always knew how to treat a lady.....I've got my shiraz and popcorn keep it coming SJ....so white swans are for Eagles and black swans for condors right????mmmm The rubber room really got a workout on this one 
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Posted by Metaliant on 17-05-2007 at 11:37:
Is the Rubber Room sound proof?
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Posted by clouddancer on 17-05-2007 at 12:02:
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You mean he is that bad. Even innocent blue-eyed ..... (what should I call myself) are not safe?
I thought the Condor protected the innocent.
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Posted by Lolabella on 17-05-2007 at 12:10:
reaches out and gently strokes Cloud's beautiful feathers
mmmmmm....oh Cloud, you are an adorable if somewhat naive Owl.
All 'innocent' bets are off once you enter the Rubber Room. I'm not sure if the sign has fallen off the door, but this should be a reminder to Enter at your own risk . The Condor owns the room and has peed in every corner of it....
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Posted by imaqtz on 17-05-2007 at 13:35:
yep, he can be quite territorial as well as a loose cannon about the place! (psst Lola..Id be worried if I were you! he means to get his shuriken back!) eek!
what can I say?
At least the Rubber Room is padded. We used to have the coolest bar in here many years ago. Shame it kept getting demolished every time the team set foot in it! Poor bar couldnt keep up with the insurance claims, getting blown up and trashed quicker than the Insurers could fix it up again!
*looks at watch anxiously*
Aaargh, there was a reason I semi retired him guys! I dont want to see our beloved Rubber Room trashed! And there's no the hells way Im going anywhere near him when hes like this! Think Ill put a sign on him PROVOKE HIM AT YOUR OWN RISK!
You put up a volitile condor with an equally volatile blackswan and theres bound to be a nuclear explosion set off somewhere!
You sure you got your Insurance premiums paid up Cep?
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Posted by Cep on 17-05-2007 at 14:12:
hmm.... let me see........hmmm..... 
Yep were covered 
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