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And speaking of plural smurfs.... what do you call a group of smurfs anyway? We have a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, and herd of cows, a pod of whales....
A mushroom of smurfs?
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ahhhh the replacing of words for our naughty ones.
We used to do that at school (when we started getting busted by the teachers for swearing in foreign languages)... some of my favs
Schweppes - Shit
Fire Truck/fark - F***
Cumquat - uh...that naughty little curly k word. (rhymes with hunt)
beyuch - b!tch
I don't give a Hawthorn guernsey - I don't give two shades of sh!t (footy reference, obviously)
they lasted a whole week before we all said "fark it" and just handled the detention threats and notes to parents. Dagnabbit (snicker) we were Aussie kids....we all watched footy...We watched our heros mouthing these words on National TV...
Of course we were going to say naughty words...
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They used to say "Make love, not war".
Now both of them can kill you
Faaarking Oath Yeah!!!
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<would you believe I thought "Faaarking oath Yeah.." was a more euphemistically acceptable than "Shit yeah!!!!" ?
*Giggles*
A faaaark me dead........
*grins while rolling eyes*
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Eeeew...don't fark the dead. That's nasty. *grin*
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Nah..Not Nasty...Just Aussie Slang...
Bet we can Australianise ya before you can Americanise us!..
Whatchya say matey?
*waggles brows*
Just give it a go mate and Bobs ya Uncle!!!
Shit yeah!
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Psh. Of course you can. I'm very impressionable.
Besides, I live in south-central Texas. Aside from a slight accent (and not the typical east-Texas accent), a tendency to say "ya'll," and pronounce "ing" as "in," I don't do many weird vocabulary substitutions. Hard to Americanize you in that case. But, just for the sake of a "bet," which style of speech should I try to convert ya'll to?
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Actually, Bob's my father, so if you don't mind...
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Between stimulus and response there is a space.
In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
- Viktor E. Frankl
Well...actually, it's kind of weird. Bob's not my uncle, but I often call him that. Friend of the family for years, you understand.
But if you say he's your dad, heck, you should know.
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Wheee, we're cousins.
the reunion is at Gail's this year. George just fell of the wagon, so it should be a good one. Be sure to bring you camara and extra flash bulbs.
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Between stimulus and response there is a space.
In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
- Viktor E. Frankl
Oh, and Jill's gotten hooked up with a group of Bible-thumpers. I figure we can set her up with Susan, and then get one of the kids to ask one of them if Jesus was really black.
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In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
- Viktor E. Frankl
Thats a nice barn you got there English...
.... but it is nooo swiming pool
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Of course they know that Jesus was blonde-haired and blue-eyed. Everyone knows that. Or was it blonde-eyed and blue-haired? No, no, that was the anime version. Sheesh, it's hard to keep the movie versions straight. Oh...wait...you're not talking about what Jesus would *really* look like, are you? Man, that's boring.
*looks around for any signs of darkening clouds*
Ok, I'm quitting while I'm ahead...
So how's Susan doin' anyway?
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Cousin Susan? Hanging out with the neo-libertarian-fundamentalist-Euterpians again.
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In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
- Viktor E. Frankl
Aw sheesh. Again?! You'd think she'd have learned by now. I guess some people never change, eh?
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Well, last month she was with the pagan-revisionist-astrologists. Thought the end of the world would be rewritten in the stars in the traditional manner.
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In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
- Viktor E. Frankl
Hmm...the fact that stars move all the time must have confused her. Betch'a anything she goes back to it and says it was rewritten in the stars for her to do so, eh?
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