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Posted by Buffy on 28-05-2004 at 11:42:

And speaking of plural smurfs.... what do you call a group of smurfs anyway? We have a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, and herd of cows, a pod of whales....

A mushroom of smurfs?

Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf :s
murf: Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf
Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf :sm
urf: Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf
Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf :sm
urf: Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf

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Posted by SJ on 28-05-2004 at 13:03:

ahhhh the replacing of words for our naughty ones.

We used to do that at school (when we started getting busted by the teachers for swearing in foreign languages)... some of my favs

Schweppes - Shit

Fire Truck/fark - F***

Cumquat - uh...that naughty little curly k word. (rhymes with hunt)

beyuch - b!tch

I don't give a Hawthorn guernsey - I don't give two shades of sh!t (footy reference, obviously)

they lasted a whole week before we all said "fark it" and just handled the detention threats and notes to parents. Dagnabbit (snicker) we were Aussie kids....we all watched footy...We watched our heros mouthing these words on National TV...

Of course we were going to say naughty words...

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Posted by imaqtz on 28-05-2004 at 14:52:


Faaarking Oath Yeah!!!

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

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Posted by imaqtz on 28-05-2004 at 15:00:

<would you believe I thought "Faaarking oath Yeah.." was a more euphemistically acceptable than "Shit yeah!!!!" ?

*Giggles*

A faaaark me dead........

*grins while rolling eyes*

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Posted by Elvin Ruler on 28-05-2004 at 15:05:

Eeeew...don't fark the dead. That's nasty. *grin*

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Posted by imaqtz on 28-05-2004 at 15:08:

Nah..Not Nasty...Just Aussie Slang... Big Grin

Bet we can Australianise ya before you can Americanise us!..

Whatchya say matey?

*waggles brows*

Winknudge

Just give it a go mate and Bobs ya Uncle!!!

Shit yeah!
Big Grin Big Grin

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Posted by Elvin Ruler on 28-05-2004 at 18:42:

Psh. Of course you can. I'm very impressionable. Wink

Besides, I live in south-central Texas. Aside from a slight accent (and not the typical east-Texas accent), a tendency to say "ya'll," and pronounce "ing" as "in," I don't do many weird vocabulary substitutions. Hard to Americanize you in that case. But, just for the sake of a "bet," which style of speech should I try to convert ya'll to?

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Posted by CricketBeautiful on 28-05-2004 at 19:24:

Actually, Bob's my father, so if you don't mind...

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Posted by Elvin Ruler on 28-05-2004 at 19:40:

Well...actually, it's kind of weird. Bob's not my uncle, but I often call him that. Friend of the family for years, you understand.

But if you say he's your dad, heck, you should know.

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Posted by CricketBeautiful on 28-05-2004 at 20:19:

Wheee, we're cousins.

the reunion is at Gail's this year. George just fell of the wagon, so it should be a good one. Be sure to bring you camara and extra flash bulbs.

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Posted by CricketBeautiful on 28-05-2004 at 20:21:

Oh, and Jill's gotten hooked up with a group of Bible-thumpers. I figure we can set her up with Susan, and then get one of the kids to ask one of them if Jesus was really black.

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Posted by Cep on 28-05-2004 at 21:29:

Thats a nice barn you got there English...

.... but it is nooo swiming pool Witch 2

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Posted by Elvin Ruler on 28-05-2004 at 23:13:

*snicker*

Of course they know that Jesus was blonde-haired and blue-eyed. Everyone knows that. Rolleyes Or was it blonde-eyed and blue-haired? No, no, that was the anime version. Sheesh, it's hard to keep the movie versions straight. Oh...wait...you're not talking about what Jesus would *really* look like, are you? Man, that's boring.

*looks around for any signs of darkening clouds*

Ok, I'm quitting while I'm ahead...

Erm1

So how's Susan doin' anyway?

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Posted by CricketBeautiful on 29-05-2004 at 00:32:

Cousin Susan? Hanging out with the neo-libertarian-fundamentalist-Euterpians again.

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Posted by Elvin Ruler on 29-05-2004 at 01:35:

Aw sheesh. Again?! You'd think she'd have learned by now. I guess some people never change, eh?

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Posted by CricketBeautiful on 29-05-2004 at 02:03:

Well, last month she was with the pagan-revisionist-astrologists. Thought the end of the world would be rewritten in the stars in the traditional manner.

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Posted by Elvin Ruler on 29-05-2004 at 02:14:

Hmm...the fact that stars move all the time must have confused her. Betch'a anything she goes back to it and says it was rewritten in the stars for her to do so, eh?

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Posted by Metaliant on 11-06-2005 at 06:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Cep
This is exactly why I do not believe in any religion.

Simply because religion is what it is,

a manmade system of control to suit the needs of its creator.


Here, here.

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Posted by Metaliant on 11-06-2005 at 06:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Elvin Ruler
I think that's one of the reasons that Christianity has become the way it is. It's thought of more as a religion, rather than the relationship that it was *supposed* to build up between the church and God. It seems that everything gets screwed up. Frown

Well that's because we are humans and that's one of the few things, we do well, mess things up.

[Quote][I]Personally, I've seen *way* too many things to not believe in God. Now that in no way means I have Him (ooh...capital H *dodges lightning*) completely figured out, or a lot of what He's up to, but I've seen enough to trust in Him.

Why then, dooes he let people do so many evil things, if he's ssssoooo all seeing and knowing and can do things like send plagues, impregated a woman without having sex with her, gives a man powers to part a sea, etc and yet hasn't done anything like that since well the biblical times, hhhhhhmmmmm?

Pleased Ok, enough from me. ^_^ We can always agree to disagree, but if you ever want to talk about it, look me up on AIM, PM me, e-mail me, throw a brick with a letter wrapped around it through my window (no, really, that'd be cool), or whatever to let me know. ^_^


And ok enough form me as well.

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Posted by Metaliant on 11-06-2005 at 06:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Elvin Ruler
Well...actually, it's kind of weird. Bob's not my uncle, but I often call him that. Friend of the family for years, you understand.

But if you say he's your dad, heck, you should know.


Well....actually, I do have an uncle called Bob and my father is also called Bob.

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