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Posted by imaqtz on 29-04-2004 at 15:00:

Hear that Lyonese? Our reputations apparently precedes us... *grin*

Ah sighsmile..kinda takes me back to the Katse , Queen of Redlight District days.. *shivers delisciously*

And listen here you lot!...so much for the element of surpise.. *snort*! what if I decided to be civil for once and greet a new member with a homebaked cheesecake , a bunch of flowers and a "Welcome to Gatchamania ..enjoy your stay" greeting card? What if I made a genuine attempt to merely huggle our newbie and wish her well and...."

* is distracted from speech by the sight of pigs flying past this thread..*

Ah who am I kidding...

*Slow sly S...M...I...R...K.. while stubbing out smoke, approaching Ashke from behind with a wicked if somewhat amused glint in eyes*

Helllloooo breakfast...

Sneeky Sneeky Sneeky Sneeky

*Snatches Ashke and locks her into the Frisking Room to determine if she is Galactor or ISO affiliated, to divest her of any notions of normality or sanity existing on this site, to inject her with a twisted sense of humour and enough loopiness to share her views, join in the fun and frivolity , offer opinions, criticisms and hopefully contribute any literary or artistic offerings ...*

And AHEM...

Give this Frisking about an hour or two for her to come to grips with our warped way of jumping in and out of character/persona/gender mode .

Given your ID name, I will take much relish in determining whether Your "beloved" ID name might have been influenced by Mercedes Lackey's yaoi Medieval fiction.

PRAY Our Yaoi Goddess , Lyon doesnt hear about this..it will make this Frisking feel like a Teddy Bear picnic...

*Pounding and terrified screams are muffled and intermingled with evil laughter as another Newbie1 succumbs to Da Condor Frisking Treatment..

Smoke3

<makes ya kinda wish for that homebacked cheesecake welcome instead eh Ashke? ...well...*waggles brows and nods in the others direction...*..you know who to blame and chase after ..

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Posted by meridianday on 29-04-2004 at 15:04:

Sounds like it's too late for the rubber gloves now...

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Posted by CricketBeautiful on 29-04-2004 at 15:06:

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Posted by Ashke on 29-04-2004 at 15:11:

I lost my sense of adventure when my daughter was born. Sorry! *quickly looks for the nearest exit and slowly starts moving towards it*

Posted by Firebird on 29-04-2004 at 15:13:

*pounces Ashke*

Oh no you're here now we wont let you go!!

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Posted by Ashke on 29-04-2004 at 15:14:

And you are right, Im a huge mercedes lackey fan! Especially vanyel and tannim! Gotta go now!

Posted by Ashke on 29-04-2004 at 15:15:

I gotta get the rugrat to school

Posted by CricketBeautiful on 29-04-2004 at 15:28:

Hello?

Okay, okay, I'll do the friendly thing and say Hi.

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Posted by Elvin Ruler on 29-04-2004 at 15:44:

Yes! Another newbie down...er, I mean, poor Ashke! *smirk* This one actually tried to escape. Impressive. It failed, of course, but still, it *is* impressive.

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Posted by Tengu on 29-04-2004 at 17:42:

Yes, you must watch out for Lyon, she undresses her Ken and Joe dolls and puts them in uncanonical positions.

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Posted by Cep on 29-04-2004 at 17:55:

Even for yoga masters Yoga

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Posted by Elvin Ruler on 29-04-2004 at 19:03:

Lol2

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Posted by Ashke on 29-04-2004 at 22:07:

Sounds like the Raven fanfic story or something. Ah well, looks like it's too late to back out now!

Posted by Ashke on 29-04-2004 at 22:08:

Hello Cricket!

Posted by lyon on 30-04-2004 at 01:12:

quote:

Originally posted by Tengu
Yes, you must watch out for Lyon, she undresses her Ken and Joe dolls and puts them in uncanonical positions.

grin .. they've never objected.

and Imi-Condor .. baby! ain't you done in there yet? the fumigators are on a schedule here, so could you hurry up with the ravishment and subsequent moral decline of poor Ashke? they gotta spray the place for fleas.....

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Posted by Elvin Ruler on 30-04-2004 at 01:23:

I don't wanna know how fleas got into the frisking room. I'm praying that it's just because one of Katse's cats (heh) got in there, oh please let that be the reason.

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Posted by lyon on 30-04-2004 at 01:31:

... there's a large smelly Condor in there, and you're blaming the CATS?

grin.

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Posted by Elvin Ruler on 30-04-2004 at 01:35:

Ya'll keep an actual condor in there?! Cooool...I may have to go in there some time and take a look around.

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Posted by Ashke on 30-04-2004 at 02:42:

Don't look at me! I don't have fleas and all my shots are up to date! Except maybe rabies . . . . .

Posted by Lolabella on 30-04-2004 at 03:07:

Lola saying ''Hola"

*rolls eyes at own stupid humour*

I saw vaseline and rubber gloves listed on the Newbies Activities Sheet.

*pouts*

Why wasn't I offered the special treatment? I may project a wine and roses side to me, but a gal needs her nasty.

In any case, just stopped in to offer up a Margarita and some chips and salsa. Just back from 8 lovely days in Mexico, or I would have welcomed you sooner.

*leaves chips and salsa and heads for the door*

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