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Posted by Springie on 14-01-2007 at 13:27:
!4 Things I've Learned...
I got this from another website...and a guy named Tony on the Gatch Archives site added some great stuff to it...LOL
T H E F O U R T E E N T H I N G S I' V E L E A R N E D F R O M W A T C H I N G G A T C H A M A N
1. Bell bottoms aren't just a trend, they're a lifestyle.
2. Science Ninja skills include being able to fight in thigh high boots with heels.
3. If you'e a megalomaniac you can never wear enough pink lip gloss.
4. Only two groups of men can get away with wearing thing high heeled boots: The Science Ninja Team (with Jun of course) and the rock group Kiss.
5. There is no such thing as too much melodrama.
6. The term over the top is not in Gatchamans lexicon.
7. Retro is cool.
8. If youre the leader of a science ninja team its okay to toss the occasional hissy fit.
9. Gatchaman is a cry baby, Jun the Swan said so.
10. Galactor should win builder of the year award for being able to build bases the sizes of small towns underneath the earths crust, and below entire cities all over the world, build gigantic mecha beasts time after time and somehow go unnoticed. Now thats amazing sneaky building skillz!
11. If youre Joe the Condor and you fall for a woman, she probably works for Galactor.
12. If youre a woman who fell for Joe, youre probably going to get killed, most likely by Joe.
13. If a guy looks like your dad, treats you like a son, flies a plane like your dad, odds are hes your dad!
14. No matter how much time passes, Gatchaman is still the coolest.
Re: 14 Things I've Learned...
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That's great stuff, Springie!! Let's see what I can add...
15. Earpieces on eyeglasses are optional.
16. You can get away with having a lowercase "r" on your hat when you're Red-FREAKING-Impulse.
17. If your yo-yo didn't include deadly hooks and/or high-explosives, you got hosed!
18. Say what you will about Galactor, but they don't discriminate against any weight or height class (provided you possess a brown mullet).
19. Wearing numbered T-shirts while on undercover missions isn't conspicuous in the least.
20. If one of your classmates in school disappears for a whole year only to return the following year, you can assume they're a gestalt entity created through the fusion of fraternal twins by Sosai X to lead the terrorist organization Galactor in its attempts to conquer the Earth. Destroy them on sight.
21. When in doubt, push the red button!!
22. Snack J has no dollar menu. :-(
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Posted by Metaliant on 14-01-2007 at 17:52:
Chyuckles to self.
With the last one, maybe in the Gatchaman universe, Dollars arent used but some other money as it's based on a near future timeline?
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Posted by Ruthie on 14-01-2007 at 21:24:
OOH! OOH! I have one
23. True love is forgiving a dead-beat's restaurant tab.
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Posted by Springie on 14-01-2007 at 22:47:
Good one, Ruthie!!!!
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Posted by gatchgirl on 15-01-2007 at 14:40:
4. Only two groups of men can get away with wearing thing high heeled boots: The Science Ninja Team (with Jun of course) and the rock group Kiss.
This one includes both my favs. No wonder I like high heeled boots, even though I can't wear them!!!
By the way I think they are ALL funny!
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Posted by Condorfan on 20-01-2007 at 22:06:
Those were funny Springie, Ruthie and gatchgirl! Let me try..
24. If you are large you're not fat, just big boned.
25. When you hit someone with your car, you won't get sued as long as you drive them somewhere.
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Posted by gatchgirl on 21-01-2007 at 06:04:
Gee let me guess which episode your refurring to about hitting some... or should i say episodes!! HEE, HEE!!
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Posted by Ruthie on 22-01-2007 at 00:49:
#25 is a scream! Good job, Condorfan.
Here's another one.
#26 - The centrifuge can be a life-saving medical apparatus.
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Posted by Condorfan on 28-01-2007 at 22:37:
LOL--Good one Ruthie!
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