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Posted by ElectricWhite on 19-02-2014 at 17:17:
Just a joke.
Just what the title of this thread says.
....But if you must need more, maybe you could say this was in honor of the Sochi Olympics, which will end this weekend!
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Q: Why does the ice dancer always use coupons?
A: Because he's a cheap skate.
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Posted by KT1972 on 19-02-2014 at 17:32:
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 19-02-2014 at 18:22:
Why was the hockey player arrested?
He put his teammates on ice.
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 19-02-2014 at 19:44:
Tee hee.
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Posted by KT1972 on 19-02-2014 at 20:59:
Why can't you tell jokes while ice-skating?
because the ice might crack up....
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 19-02-2014 at 21:45:
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Posted by Becky Rock on 19-02-2014 at 21:51:
I don't know any ice-related jokes to share, but I've enjoyed the ones here.
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 19-02-2014 at 23:16:
That's fine. I'm just glad nobody's had to explain them!
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 20-02-2014 at 15:55:
Okay, here's another one:
A drunk guy in Alaska decided to go ice fishing. He started sawing a hole in the ice, when a loud booming voice said, "You will find no fish there."
The drunk looked up, ignored it, and continued on. The voice boomed again, "You will find no fish under the ice."
The drunk looked up and asked, "God, is that you?"
The voice answered, "No, I'm the manager of this ice rink."
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Posted by KT1972 on 20-02-2014 at 16:42:
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Posted by Daniella T on 20-02-2014 at 21:30:
This is getting better and better!
Keep it coming!
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Posted by ChrisW on 20-02-2014 at 21:47:
*groans and staggers, dripping with icy shrapnel from a plethora of bad jokes .... cough snicker cough ...*
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Posted by clouddancer on 20-02-2014 at 22:33:
I could not remember a joke about ice but I do have this one about snow. I hope you are okay with a blonde joke ….
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 20-02-2014 at 22:44:
Oh, a double-whammy from CD! 
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Posted by KT1972 on 20-02-2014 at 22:51:
Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A: A puddle!
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 20-02-2014 at 23:14:
*GROAN!*
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Posted by KT1972 on 20-02-2014 at 23:23:
hee hee hee
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Posted by Becky Rock on 20-02-2014 at 23:26:
LOL all of them. I don't have any snow jokes either, but I did unfortunately hear a blonde joke I won't repeat since it doesn't have anything to do with ice or snow.
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 21-02-2014 at 00:44:
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That's snow funny!
Snow, it's not.
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 21-02-2014 at 00:52:
oooooh. 
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