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Posted by meridianday on 20-10-2004 at 12:10:

Bollocks!

Courtesy of Ananova, home of bizarre news stories

quote:

Swearing can make men impotent

Too much swearing can make men impotent and women develop male characteristics including facial hair and extra muscles.

According to research by Russian scientist Gennady Cheurin and his team at the Centre for Ecological Safety and Survival in Yekaterinburg, the research was based on the popular belief that water has a type of "memory" that can be influenced by positive and negative forces.

Cheurin said that his team had sworn at a glass of water for several hours and then poured it over wheat seeds. Only 48 per cent of those seeds which were watered with the "foul" water sprouted as opposed to 93 per cent of seeds watered with holy water taken from natural springs.

Cheuring said: "We then looked at heavy swearers and others who never used bad language, and found whenever men use these words in their daily life, this immediately leads to sexual dysfunctions, i.e. impotence. If a woman uses these words in her daily speech, she slowly begins transforming into a man, getting more hair and muscles."

A paper recently published in the reputable journal Physica A by Swiss chemist Louis Rey found that even though they should be identical, the structure of hydrogen bonds in pure water is very different from that in homeopathic dilutions of salt solutions.

So, I wonder how one applies for a research grant to be paid to swear at a glass of water for several hours? And just how bad were the swearwords? And did the person or persons doing the swearing immediately become impotent or grow extra body hair?

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Posted by Buffy on 20-10-2004 at 12:56:

Oh THAT explains the chest hair.....what a @#$ relief. I thought it was just me.

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Posted by CricketBeautiful on 20-10-2004 at 14:45:

Is there a link I can direct hubby to for this one?

Then again, he doesn't swear much at all. (Grins.)

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Posted by meridianday on 20-10-2004 at 18:39:

Link right here
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1146030.html?menu=news.quirkies

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