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Posted by meridianday on 03-09-2004 at 21:19:
Mapatasi....
From Ananova
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Japan's success down to pubic hair...
A Japanese professor claims his country has the shape of its women's pubic hair to thank for its place on the world stage.
Professor Asaki Geino has published a thesis where he argues that the type of pubic hair a woman has affects her personality.
He says the pubic hair of Japanese women is of the type belonging to those who are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters.
The professor's thesis classifies women into five types, with most Japanese women having pubic hair like an 'inverted triangle'.
Professor Geinoe said: "This type is characterised by faithfulness and fitness for family life.
"Women of this type are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. I don't think I'm wrong when I say that precisely this type of woman helped Japan become the glorious country it is."
On the other hand, women most likely to be unfaithful had pubic hair resembling the "mouth of a river".
"Usually female pubic hair grows in the form of an upside down triangle, but some women's is oblong or elliptical in shape," the professor told Pravda.
"It's not that rare for women with oblong-shaped pubic hair to fall in love at first sight or fall head-over-heels with passion. They also don't like sitting at home on their own."
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He doesn't say whether any bikini waxing has been taken into account during his clearly well thought out and deeply researched analysis.
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Mallanox : "My mother was Irish and my father was an alien. I was an only child and I dress funny." Posted by Elvin Ruler on 04-09-2004 at 02:10:
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*blinks and rereads*
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*shakes head...rereads*
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I wish I had this much free time.
o.0
Then again...maybe not.
Of course...it is new thinking. Who wouldn't believe that our personalities are dictated by our pubic hair?
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Are only females affected by their pubic hair? Perhaps there will be another research to determine whether or not men's personalities are affected by their pubic hair as well.
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This has got to be the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my life. 0.o
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Posted by stardust on 05-09-2004 at 02:34:
Obviously this guy has way way too much time on his hands. 
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Posted by Ashke on 05-09-2004 at 05:27:
And they PAID him to do this? Damn, wonder if I could get paid for doing a report on whether or not people can converse in japanese after watching subtitled animes for a year. Thats how my kid learned to cuss in japanese and spanish.
Posted by Cep on 05-09-2004 at 11:39:
You know I started reading this when I was eating my breakfast.......
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Posted by meridianday on 05-09-2004 at 15:08:
What, was there hair in your cornflakes or something?
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Mallanox : "My mother was Irish and my father was an alien. I was an only child and I dress funny." Posted by Ashke on 05-09-2004 at 16:58:
EWWWWWW! thats gross Meridan! I feel for you Cep. Not exactly conductive to getting a good start to the day if you spew in your wheaties.
Posted by meridianday on 05-09-2004 at 18:50:
I suppose as a mother I must have a stronger stomach then. Mothers have to deal with all kinds of stuff before breakfast, although admittedly hair isn't usually one of them. Unless it's dealing with tangles.
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Mallanox : "My mother was Irish and my father was an alien. I was an only child and I dress funny." Posted by Elvin Ruler on 06-09-2004 at 01:30:
Heh...poor Cep.
Poor Meridian, too...
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Posted by Ashke on 20-09-2004 at 03:00:
Gah! Nothing like spending 45 minutes brushing and braiding your kid's hair while listening to them whine that your brushing too hard or they can't see the tv. Ungrateful little rodent! Makes you wonder why you even bother.
Posted by meridianday on 20-09-2004 at 07:45:
Egad! How much hair has your child got?
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Mallanox : "My mother was Irish and my father was an alien. I was an only child and I dress funny." Posted by Cep on 20-09-2004 at 08:32:
*giggles* aww poor Ashke *rubs shoulders and makes nice cocoa drink*
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Posted by Elvin Ruler on 20-09-2004 at 12:54:
45 minutes?! Holy cow...
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Posted by Ashke on 28-09-2004 at 03:51:
Let me put it this way, ever seen Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing? Her hair used to come down past her backside, but we cut 8 inches off so its a few inches above her waist now.
Posted by Ashke on 28-09-2004 at 03:53:
*sighs and drinks cocoa* Thanks Cep, but I think I need something stronger! *Grabs a bottle of Baileys*
Posted by meridianday on 28-09-2004 at 21:07:
OK, that's a lot of hair. Careful not to drop the Baileys in it, it'll take a lot of washing out...
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Mallanox : "My mother was Irish and my father was an alien. I was an only child and I dress funny." Posted by Ashke on 02-10-2004 at 02:00:
What! I'd NEVER waste Baileys like that!!!!
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