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Posted by littlewolf on 17-07-2010 at 14:57:

How would you get your fav 'Birdies' attention?

After looking at Springie wonderful pictures..again
It got me thinking how would you get your favourate "Birds" attention?

Eagle - tell him something is wrong with his report, discuss planes and their manuverabiliy, discuss the book "Art of war" and tactical plans

Condor - cars, speed, scotch, coffee, patching old caravans, wear a very revealing top, languages, how to annoy superiors

Swan - eagles, bombs/blowing things up, easy no fail recipes

Owls - the phoenix, fishing, space burgers, family

Swallow - bugs, crawles, annoying sisters, annoying big brothers, skittles, sweets

I would be interesting to hear what tactics others would use, in regards to their favourate "bird"

ps I don't think the "masking tape and babies high chair" would work on the above, Eagle would lecture me on the misuse of equipment and wasting resources, or safety factor, Condor well he would be unconscious, drugged or seriously impared for him to get in that position and I would not like to be their when he woke up (not enough money in the world for that kind of sh@t and giggles), Swan not my cup of tea, Owl, interesting though, but I got to get him into the chair, swallow - interesting, we could soup-it -up wheels, motor, arm- it with explosives and race it up and down the corridor (we'll pad it first)

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Posted by littlewolf on 17-07-2010 at 15:09:

forgot to add this
Condor- puppies, headache tablets

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Posted by clouddancer on 17-07-2010 at 15:14:

Show up at the Owl's boathouse wearing my bikini, and carrying a bottle of champagne, and ask if he would like to join me in his hot tub. animewink

The Eagle - I already know, I would not get his attention. Why to you think I have not captured an Eagle of my own IRL. I take one look and am left completely speechless.

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Posted by lborgia88 on 17-07-2010 at 18:01:

RE: How would you get your fav 'Birdies' attention?

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Originally posted by littlewolf
Condor - cars, speed, scotch, coffee, patching old caravans, wear a very revealing top, languages, how to annoy superiors

Hmm, let's see...

Cars: my car is old and crappy.
Speed: I do speed on the highway, but never more than 80 mph.
Scotch: Blech! I do have vodka, though.
Coffee: Hell yes!
Patching old caravans: Not something I've done, but glad to assist!
Wear a very revealing top: I don't have much to reveal on top -might do better with a short skirt.
Languages: We could discuss similarities between Italian and French
How to annoy superiors: Not something I'm good at -hopelessly dutiful.
Puppies: I love puppies!
Headache tablets: Rarely need to take them, but I do have some.

Okay, I show up at Joe's trailer, in a short skirt, bringing coffee, vodka and a puppy, and offer to help him patch his roof while discussing etymology in Romance languages.

I'll let you know if it works! Winknudge

Posted by green on 18-07-2010 at 07:10:

How would I get my fav birdies attention?

Well, given the Condor's track record I would say by getting myself killed....

But, damn - so worth it! Wink3

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Posted by Madilayn on 18-07-2010 at 07:52:

Condor? I think we've pretty much estabilished in the IF that pit lane tickets to Bathurst is one way...

Eagle? Hmmm...... Depends on the incarnation I think! But anything to do with a plane would probably work with all incarnations.

Swallow - any critter. Bugs seem good.

Owl - I'll grab Cloud and dangle her in front of him!

Swan - Probably grabbing an Eagle and dangling him will work...

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Posted by clouddancer on 18-07-2010 at 11:31:

LOL

And with your height Maddy you probably could dangle me. I am just not sure you could LIFT me to dangle, unless you were planning on using a crane. Then that might bring all three boys to come and rescue me.

*Which one do you want, I get the other two for putting up with the indignity of being "dangled?"*

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