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Posted by AllentownDarkWater on 06-03-2010 at 01:42:

Histerically bad movies

There's some movies that are just so bad that you just can't help but laugh and enjoy them. And I've seen alot of movies like this. Years ago I saw this movie on television called Monkey Shines. It's about this guy, see he gets hit by a truck during a morning jog, and he becomes paralyzed from the neck down, his scientist friend gives him this monkey to be his hands, however the scientist has been injecting the monkey with human brain tissue to make it more human, and the guy who's paralyzed becomes more aggressive and hostile towards certain people, and him and the monkey have a telepathic link, and when he's sleeping, the monkey starts killing the people he has a grudge against. Oh yeah, and the ending is one of the funniest ever.... I don't want to say what happens though, because I don't want to spoil it. Another bad movie I saw was this movie called Chopping Mall, which is about some dumb teenagers who decide to hang out in the mall until it closes so they can have their own little private party or something, but after that, they end up battling the mall's "Security Robots" that end up killing them one after another. Oh man. And there's also Mamba, which is about this woman who gets trapped in her apartment by her ex-husband and he puts some kind of snake I think is a robot in there to kill her. Also about Mamba:I didn't see the whole movie, but at the end credits, it says there were a total of 3 people in the movie altogether. I shit you not! 3 PEOPLE. Actually, there was 4, but the 4th person isn't credited. These movies are good to watch because of the fact how bad they are. They give you a great, unintentional laugh.

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Posted by UnpublishedWriter on 06-03-2010 at 02:30:

Then you'd enjoy Mystery Science Theater 3000, now available on DVD. For those who aren't familiar with it: mad scientist Clayton Forrester wants to rule the world. As an experiment, he sends Joel Robinson up into space on the Satellite of Love. Joel builds some robots to keep him company, and they are forced to watch cheesy movies. During the movies, they make all manner of comments, and if you're lucky, you might stop laughing long enough to see the film. (Joel eventually escapes, and is replaced by Mike Nelson.)

That show is no longer in production, but many of the same people went on to create Rifftrax. I think there, you buy the riff, and then play it during the movie.

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Posted by AllentownDarkWater on 06-03-2010 at 02:46:

I've seen a few episodes of MST3K, including the movie. Smile

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