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Posted by Metaliant on 16-09-2008 at 19:03:
Joy Challenge
Wanders in room. Everybody looks at the pathetic figure who just blinks and tries to remember what to say (old age does that to you young ladies).
Then he starts to gasp for air before saying, "Thought.....I.....would.....start......Karate again......same style.....as before.....enjoyed it.....I.....think.....no wait better not to think.....carry on....with it."
The body falls down tot he ground dead.
A voice from the bar then shouts, "HAPPY HOUR HAS STARTED, FIRST PINT ON THE HOUSE."
Well before anybody could react to such an offer, the cold dead body laying on the ground suddenely in Matrix slow motion springs up and in a 6 Million Dollar Man slow motion, speeds to the bar.
"Mines a pint of real ale please."
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Posted by lborgia88 on 16-09-2008 at 22:00:
Does this mean you're going to take up karate again (after you finish your beer)? That's great!
Now, if martial arts skills could just be uploaded to my brain, like they did with Neo in The Matrix, that would work for me!
Posted by Springie on 16-09-2008 at 22:17:
Ooooo...the Eagle is training once again! Just remember...drinking and karate don't mix!
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Posted by shamrokchick on 16-09-2008 at 23:53:
Closest thing I've done is taken a self defense course at school. I learned a lot and really enjoyed it...
So go Metaliant!!! And enjoy that nice cold beer 
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Posted by lborgia88 on 17-09-2008 at 00:31:
I've never done any martial arts, but my sister does tae kwon do and I've been to many tae kwon do tournaments.
If I weren't a complete klutz who lives in her sister's shadow where all things athletic are concerned, I might try it. It is excellent exercise, physical and mental.
Posted by clouddancer on 17-09-2008 at 00:42:
I have wondered about taking Tae kwon Do classes.
From what I have seen it looked interesting, but it looks a lot more active than the yoga class I did.
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 17-09-2008 at 01:53:
WTG, Met! You'll need to post some pics of you in yoru uniforms! 
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Posted by Metaliant on 17-09-2008 at 13:48:
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Now if that worked, then the answer to the unspoken question is "I know Kung Fu."
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Posted by Metaliant on 17-09-2008 at 13:49:
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Damm, didn't think that far. Mind you, there's a pub on the way hom, so I could refuel in there, hee, hee.
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Posted by Metaliant on 17-09-2008 at 13:56:
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You could get a book and a dressing down and become the 21st century Hong Kong Phooey.
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Posted by Metaliant on 17-09-2008 at 13:58:
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Ah, CD, but the question is, is it more or less painfull than Yoga, where you put your leg round your head and scratch your nose with your foot?
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Posted by Metaliant on 17-09-2008 at 13:58:
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Erm, yoiu don't want me to do that, honest. You reeally don't want me to do that.
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Posted by clouddancer on 17-09-2008 at 15:19:
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i never got that advanced Met.
Luckily I only did beginner yoga. learning to breath correctly and a few basic stretches.
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Posted by Metaliant on 17-09-2008 at 15:35:
You could never see Tiny from BOTP do that though.
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Posted by clouddancer on 17-09-2008 at 15:46:
I am sure he could do the basic stretches and lunges.
Of course that Tiny would complain about the exercising the entire time, and then want Space Burgers after he was done.
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Posted by Metaliant on 17-09-2008 at 15:55:
True.
Keyop would probably want to find some interesting and new type of bugs, Jason would want to go off and fight Galactor and Mark would be sitting down trying to figure out exactly how Spectre killed his father, leaving Princess all by herself wondering why the boys didn't want to stay and do Yoga.
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Posted by clouddancer on 17-09-2008 at 16:03:
If it was something Anderson wanted them to do I could see Mark participating in the Yoga as well - and enjoying himself watching Princess.
Wether Jason stands behind Princess pretending to stretch while watching her, I leave that up to you to answer. 
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 17-09-2008 at 16:58:
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I'm sure you're very smexy, Met!
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Posted by Metaliant on 17-09-2008 at 18:00:
Even with my beer belly?
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Posted by lborgia88 on 17-09-2008 at 18:06:
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I think tai chi might be more my style!
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