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Posted by SJ_SwanJun on 18-06-2008 at 11:45:
Most Brilliant Telemarketing call EVER!
I pee myself laughing EVERY TIME I hear this!!
Brilliant -- absolutely brilliant!!
Ring Ring
Enjoy!
SJ
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Posted by lborgia88 on 18-06-2008 at 13:43:
My method of dealing with telemarketers is to simply not answer the phone. If it's important they'll leave a message (although the fact that my boyfriend has the answering machine message set to "French" instead of "English" probably scares some callers away here in the US), and everyone who knows me calls my cell phone.
But my method is boring, this one is funny!
Posted by Metaliant on 18-06-2008 at 14:56:
Just wet myself.
Sometimes at work, if I know couple of department managers and the store manager isn't there then everytime people ring the canteen or warehouse, I always say "Chinese resturant." or something like that but that is better.
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Posted by Ebonyswanne on 18-06-2008 at 22:35:
Get Net phone, they don't have those numbers yet!!! My phone is now connected through my internet line, So Damn cheap! can call overseas for 10cents. cheaper than calling a mobile phone.
I should get commission for that spiel...
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Posted by Hinotori on 18-06-2008 at 23:05:
OMG, that was great! I was 
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Definitely a classic!
Thanks for sharing, SJ!
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Posted by trideegurl2 on 18-06-2008 at 23:21:
my dad showed me this I LUVD it! I wish I had the guts to do something like this!!! hahahahaaha
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Posted by Springie on 18-06-2008 at 23:31:
I have heard of this guy before...love this prank...it's the best!! 
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Posted by clouddancer on 19-06-2008 at 00:15:
I finally go to listen to this SJ.
Thank you for finding it for us. 
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Posted by Metaliant on 19-06-2008 at 05:55:
I do know that America has their own version of Homebase called The Home depot and I dare anybody to ring them up or their country's version of Homebase and The Home Depot and ask for silly things like triple sided cellatape, non stick glue, solar powered batteries and tartanc coloured paint and any others that you ccan think of.
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Posted by clouddancer on 19-06-2008 at 13:32:
Is there some reason we need to CALL Met?
I have walked in and asked for the solar powered batteries. I need them for my solar powered lights. 
Actually I know I need rechargeable batteries but still ...
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Posted by Hinotori on 19-06-2008 at 16:52:
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...and is this what you like to do in your spare time, Met?? I would think you would get enough of these questions while working your shift!
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Posted by clouddancer on 19-06-2008 at 17:41:
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I thought he said he liked to have a
in his spare time, but perhaps have one too many he then makes the phone calls. 
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Posted by meg on 19-06-2008 at 20:54:
This is brilliant!
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Posted by Hinotori on 19-06-2008 at 22:58:
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I think I will answer this for Met, since I'm fairly certain I already know his response...
Is there such a thing as one too many??
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Posted by clouddancer on 20-06-2008 at 00:00:
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For me one IS too many!!!!m
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Posted by Metaliant on 20-06-2008 at 15:22:
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No I don't make phone calls to DIY places asking for silly things that they don't know whether or not they sell, but often I get people who are suppose to have much better sight than me asking me where stuff is or where the trolleys are though with the trolleys, they are right outside the front of the store.
One of the few questions that are asked is "Do you work here?" With our old bright green and orange uniforms with name badges on them that say Homebase, I am just amazed about that question. Same thing with our uniforms now, which are black and do have Homebase printed on them as well as our name badges.
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Posted by Metaliant on 20-06-2008 at 15:24:
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Oh, I do
in my spare time.
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Posted by Metaliant on 20-06-2008 at 15:24:
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Exactly.
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Posted by Hinotori on 20-06-2008 at 23:42:
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Yep, right there with ya on that one!
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Posted by Hinotori on 20-06-2008 at 23:46:
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LOL! That's right up with when I used to work in the library... People would walk in all the time and stop at the circ desk with that confused look on their face...
"May I help you?" I would ask.
"Uh, yeah." replied perplexed student. "I need a book."
I would then plaster the sweetest smile on my face and reply as evenly as I could, "Well, you came to the right place!"
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