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Posted by kimiko on 07-05-2008 at 15:15:
Invasion of the Penis Snatchers...
Well came across this little gem...Penis Theft Panic Hits African City
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Posted by Askura on 07-05-2008 at 16:00:
Meeeeeeeep!
: hides behind Maddy :
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Posted by lborgia88 on 07-05-2008 at 16:05:
That's just crazy, but I wouldn't be surprised if all men are, at least subconsciously, worried that harm will befall their penises.
Coming from eastern Canada, I spent a good chunk of my life swimming in large and very cold bodies of water, and I've observed that men are nearly always bigger sissies about taking the plunge -my theory is, they fear the shrinkage.
Posted by Transmute Jun on 07-05-2008 at 16:06:
That is soooo sad.... 
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Posted by kimiko on 07-05-2008 at 16:25:
What I found hilarious was the police chief's comment... "But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 07-05-2008 at 16:44:
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So... the Police Chief is volunteering to take them home to 'try it'?
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Posted by Metaliant on 07-05-2008 at 19:24:
I saw this couple of weeks ago, while I was watching The Daily Show with Jon Stewart online and was just.....a......bit.....shocked.....Had to check just in case mine went missing.
Apparently it's something to do with voodoo. I reckon we should send the Swans to investigate.
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 07-05-2008 at 19:29:
I would shudder to think of what those 'voodoo dolls' would look like! 
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Posted by stardust on 07-05-2008 at 19:59:
The New York Post? Why does that figure? LOL
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Posted by Rory on 07-05-2008 at 21:00:
Oh my goodness! Stories like this one are very common here in the Philippines. There's one I read years back about the woman who was jilted by her lover and she decides to chop off his weiner and kept it in a bottle as a keepsake. Lucky for her lover that she did keep it as a memento. The doctors were able to re-attach it. I don't know if it still worked though. He he he.
Posted by Springie on 07-05-2008 at 21:26:
It's hard to believe people would fall for that!
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Posted by Rory on 07-05-2008 at 22:50:
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Oh my goodness, Springie! You should come to the Philippines. News like the one Kimiko posted get front page headlines AND TV coverage in my country. It's a humorous respite from all those news about bickering politicians, coup d'etat, rising prices, etc., etc.
Posted by Springie on 07-05-2008 at 22:58:
So true...I'd rather hear those stories... much more entertaining!
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Posted by Rory on 07-05-2008 at 23:09:
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It's better to actually see those stories, especially those interviews. I could never forget the interview of that gay guy who supposedly gave birth to a catfish. Too bad there wasn't any You Tube back then. They even showed the guy looking dotingly at his catfish son. Ha ha ha!
Posted by Ebonyswanne on 08-05-2008 at 10:23:
What tha???
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Posted by kimiko on 08-05-2008 at 14:58:
I can just picture the cop filling out the 'Missing Persons' report....
Wow! Chopping it off and keeping it in a bottle??? Something tells me I wouldn't want to mess with her! That is one crazy bitch.
Where did she keep it? On the mantle? LOL
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Posted by Rory on 08-05-2008 at 20:49:
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Actually, she's been keeping it in her bag. She even showed the darned thing to the reporter. I wish they hadn't smudged it with a computer so everyone could get a look at it.
Posted by stardust on 08-05-2008 at 23:50:
She have any relation to Lorena Bobbit? 
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Posted by kimiko on 09-05-2008 at 12:29:
Ah yes...'Frankenpeter'
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