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Posted by SJ on 16-05-2004 at 03:18:
Bumper Stickers for Condors
I'm bored...and me being bored is not a good thing. What would the Condor put on the bumper of his beloved vroom vroom?
Feel free to add your suggestions!!
Here's mine:
If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range
This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!
"KEEP HONKING".... I'M RELOADING
WARNING: Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition.
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
I just want revenge. Is that so bad?
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Posted by Tengu on 16-05-2004 at 05:26:
That would be fine but remember hes got a chrome bumper...not one of these nasty plastic ones.
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Posted by Tengu on 16-05-2004 at 05:28:
That goes for Cobras too
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Posted by meridianday on 16-05-2004 at 05:57:
So they can go in his back window instead. Unless it's the Cobra, unless that car actually has a back window since I can't remember right now.
"Honk if you like Devil Stars"
"Honk twice if you're a Devil Star"
"Honk three times if you just want me to kill you"
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Mallanox : "My mother was Irish and my father was an alien. I was an only child and I dress funny." Posted by Cep on 16-05-2004 at 11:21:
These are pretty good hehe, especially the trailer one. 
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Posted by Tengu on 16-05-2004 at 16:42:
Nope, Cobras do not have a back window....
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Posted by SJ on 16-05-2004 at 23:51:
How about we just call them hypothetical bumper stickers, then.....
That okay?
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Posted by tampitt on 17-05-2004 at 01:19:
ooh i love these...let's see:
Happiness is a Warm Gun
You clearly mistake me for someone who cares
This car insured by Smith & Wesson
My other car's the G2
Honk if your a Galcator and single
I am not anti-social - I just do not like you
You say psycho like it is a bad thing
I GAVE UP DRINKING, SMOKING, AND SEX.
IT WAS THE WORST 15 MINUTES OF MY LIFE.
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.
www.sex@myplace.com.now.
Runs with scissors
Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window.
Support the right to arm bears!
Guns dont kill people, I do.
Gun control is being able to hit your target
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Posted by SJ on 17-05-2004 at 01:58:
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!
How about
Suck my Exhaust Pipe
Zero to Gun-Weilding-Homicidal-Maniac in 2.2 seconds
If you're not angry, you're not paying attention!
I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!
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Now both of them can kill you
Posted by tampitt on 17-05-2004 at 02:16:
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was gonna use that one, but the Condor's such a damn good shot
Posted by lyon on 17-05-2004 at 02:18:
grin.. Condors Like To Flock.
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Posted by tampitt on 17-05-2004 at 02:27:
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and eat dead things
Posted by tampitt on 17-05-2004 at 03:25:
found more, could be at this all night
Don't come knocking if the car is rocking.
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Cover me. I'm changing lanes
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
A six pack to you is just a six pack... To me its life support!
Charlton Heston is MY Moses!
Support the Utoland chapter of the NRA
Death Before Dishonor. Nothing Before Coffee!
Everything I really needed to know, I learned in sniper school
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I'd rather be shooting Magical Bird Bombs (had to throw that in from my badly subbed Gatch series)
I'm looking for true love. But I'll settle for cheap sex.
I don't brake.
I have a handgun and it's licensed. Any more questions?
Joe's morgue: You kill'em, we chill'em!
My sexual preference is: Often
Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface
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Engrave this Quote "Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality."
-Jules de Gautier
Posted by Tengu on 17-05-2004 at 06:05:
AWW, come on, we need something a bit less cliched than that......
I dont stop for Katse
Im an endangered species...your lucky Im not a common one!
I do stop for Katse...to make sure they are dead.
The last Blackbird that woke me up at 0300 is history
we need some birdstyle/cyborg ones too
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