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Posted by Evangelina on 05-01-2008 at 10:33:

No Swearing Allowed

This is set during Gatch I, before Katse manages to construct a machine that will force the team out of birdstyle so he can see who they are. Let's just say he had some false starts along the way--landing Joe in the BotP universe!

Humor...with a little swearing.

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 08-02-2008 at 20:33:

I don't know HOW I've missed this one until now... it's fantastic! I was pound the entire time I read it! I LOVE fics that take the mickey out of BOTP, but do it in a loving way, and this fits the bill perfectly!

Now I wanna see the sequel... what happened to Jason and Dirk? Wink

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Posted by stardust on 08-02-2008 at 22:01:

God that was great! I couldn't stop laughing.

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Posted by amyltrer on 08-02-2008 at 23:29:

LOL, Poor Joe! You had me cracking at this one, Eva!

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Posted by Evangelina on 09-02-2008 at 05:36:

Thanks, guys! Animekiss

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Originally posted by Transmute Jun
Now I wanna see the sequel... what happened to Jason and Dirk? Wink

I need to watch some G-Force to write that. Might not be as funny as moving him on to Eagle Riders land. Especially if he gets there from Gatch I.

Nambu: Take out the God Phoenix, team!
Team: Roger!
(As they reach the New God Phoenix) Joe: WHAT THE F**K IS THAT?

and later...

Hunter: Eagle Riders, what's our mission!?
Eagle Riders (except Joe): To defend the global good!
Joe (Asakura, not Thax): Someone please shoot me...

I've also tried to figure out a way to land Princess in the Gatch world. Because she would totally think she and Ken were dating, while he thought nothing of the sort...

Could be interesting!

TJ is going to get ER to me, so after I watch some I'll write a sequel, I think. I have it on VHS, but my VCR is in the garage somewhere, I think...

Posted by Firebird on 09-02-2008 at 10:53:

rotfl oh boy poor Joe!

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Posted by kimiko on 09-02-2008 at 11:47:

Oh Eva that was classic girl! I am still giggling...and he didn't smack someone? Poor Joe so frustrating! Wallbash

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Posted by amyltrer on 09-02-2008 at 11:49:

Maybe God is Zark for Joe!

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 10-02-2008 at 01:59:

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Originally posted by Evangelina
Thanks, guys! Animekiss

TJ is going to get ER to me, so after I watch some I'll write a sequel, I think. I have it on VHS, but my VCR is in the garage somewhere, I think...

Ooh, sounds like I'd better hurry up and finish! Wink

With Gatch 1 Joe in ER: he would think he was ok for a bit because they called him Joe. And then he would freak out when he discovered his cybernetis, thinking they were like the BOTP implants! And the first time he saw Otto/Pimer he would thin it was Zark!!! Oh... so much you could do...

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Posted by Hinotori on 14-02-2008 at 17:27:

Eva, I finally read your fic. OMG, I'm dying here!!! pound

I'm at work, and let's just say I had a lot of "coughing fits" while I was reading it. Anything to cover up the hysterics I was in!

I love your ideas for sequels. More, more! Wave1

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Posted by Evangelina on 15-02-2008 at 07:55:

OH goodie. If it's funny enough to be NSFW (not safe for work), I've done a good job! Wink Big Grin

Posted by UnpublishedWriter on 29-09-2009 at 00:42:

Berg Katse meets Zoltar! Come on, that would be fun.

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Posted by Becky Rock on 29-09-2009 at 23:55:

That was great! I needed agood laugh and some great use of swear words. Like the others, I want to know if there's more to come?

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Posted by amethyst on 30-09-2009 at 03:51:

A sequel, please!

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Posted by Swan Song on 17-03-2010 at 03:12:

Hi Eva,

I know it's been awhile since you've posted this, but I LOVE it! You really nailed Joe's character, as well as the rest of the BotP cast. I can just picture Joe telling this story to the rest of the Science Ninja Team when he finally returns to them. Although Joe didn't have the chance to hit someone, it added to his frustration, making his responses all the more hilarious. Plus, (although some may debate this) someone mentioned that Joe's greatest weapon is his verbal skill. Zark is a great foil in this one!

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