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Posted by meridianday on 21-10-2007 at 17:53:

Gatchaspam!

Normally my spam gets filtered and I just leave it be. But this one caught my eye. Reason why? It's from Cronos Investment Company.

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From: Cronos Investment Company

Dear Sir/Madam,

Cronos Investment Company is a venture capital firm that specializes in investments in seed and early-stage global information technology, telecommunications and software companies. We seek international entrepreneurs with the energy, vision, experience and desire to build great companies.

Due to our growth, we're constantly on the lookout for qualified professionals to place in contract, contract-to-hire, and permanent placement positions across a number of different industries. We know it's more than just your day-to-day responsibilities that can make or break a job. It's the support you get. That's the reason Cronos Investment offers a variety of benefits including medical, dental, optical, 401k, and many more. Don't put your career in the hands of just anyone, put it in the hands of a specialist. Join the Cronos team!

Today we are glad to offer you an opportunity to become our regional associate. In this position you will be responsible for supervising the money transfers and payments from regional clients. You will be hired part-time and will be free to plan your schedule yourself. The key responsibilities are fastening the procedure of the payment delivery and maximizing the profit of the company. No direct communication or meetings with the clients are required. Regional associates take net 10% commission out of each deal (transfer) they have completed. All the related charges they might have are covered by Cronos Investment. Positon includes traveling, that normally does not take from the employee more than 1-1,5 hours every second/third working day. The successful candidate will be a responsible for accurate record keeping and accurate scheduling individual, with the availability of a bank account to be used for the company transfers, willing to bring value to the employer.

If you are interested in a position, please look for a more detailed information on our web-site:
"http://crinc.ch">http://crinc.ch"
or fill in the on-line application form at
"http://crinc.ch/career.php"

We are looking forward to seeing you in our proactive team!

Waiting to hearing from you asap.

Kind regards
Elmo Kimble

It's a shame the message is so dull, really. I could have at least hoped for a viagra ad.

I dunno though, does anyone think there's the basis of a fic challenge there? Job adverts for the world of Gatch?

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Posted by amyltrer on 21-10-2007 at 19:04:

Geez, med, good ol' Cronus would have felt very bad if someone made Viagra adverts using his name. What would his son think of him then? Hmm, it could be a Gallactor defamation though!

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 22-10-2007 at 01:29:

Obvioulsy Cronus is just as slimy as I thought, if he's involved in phishing scams!!!!

The guy's name is ELMO?????? These are obviously not native English speakers.

I also like the part about 'fastening the payments'. Fastening them to what? ROFL 2

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Posted by Firebird on 22-10-2007 at 07:37:

will most likely be one of the nigerian money scams.

As for the fic challenge aspect is that a safe thing to do right now?

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Posted by meridianday on 22-10-2007 at 08:25:

I got a great Nigerian scam the other day, from a Mrs Dodo. It's just such a good name, how could I possibly disbelieve her story that her husband has been killed and she has only 3 months to live before she dies of cancer, and all she needs is a tiny little bit of help to get the money out of Nigeria.

Cronos is in a .ch location, is that Switzerland? Cuckoo clock mechs galore.

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Posted by Firebird on 02-11-2007 at 12:15:

Appparently the latest scam involves sending a copy of your passport as well as money.

I cant believe some people dont think before sending out this info

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Posted by amyltrer on 02-11-2007 at 12:56:

Among the spam that stuffs my junk I constantly found David de Angelo dating adiveces. How to date a woman in 5 steps. The guy has a funny impression about us women! shithittingfan

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 02-11-2007 at 13:38:

Yeah, I keep getting emails about how to make my p*n*s bigger. Um.... that's not really a problem for me.... ROFL 2

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Posted by amyltrer on 02-11-2007 at 13:45:

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Originally posted by Transmute Jun
Yeah, I keep getting emails about how to make my p*n*s bigger. Um.... that's not really a problem for me.... ROFL 2

And those too! And then are those with University diplomas and free stuff online. Baaah Alienbah

some people just have nothing better to do!

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 02-11-2007 at 14:08:

Now if I could just get emails about getting my FREE communicator bracelet with activation of a 2 year Center Neptune mobile communications plan...

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Posted by amyltrer on 02-11-2007 at 14:10:

What if they'll send you a FREE 7-Zark-7. 100 years waranty agains stealing (whothe heack would do that?!), fire and explosible, plus cover for all Condor's bad habits?

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Posted by Cep on 02-11-2007 at 21:29:

Gooooooood evening Madam,

My name is George and I am calling from your bank,

Apparently there is a chicken in the vault and what I have been instructed to do, is to obtain the bank account details of those in the vault so that we can send a decontamination unit into the vault, remove the monies, remove the chicken, decontaminate and then put the monies... back into the vault...

so madaaam.....

I just need your sort code ....

and.

bank account details....

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Posted by amyltrer on 03-11-2007 at 08:18:

Geez Cep have you had some bad experience with the spammers?

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Posted by Firebird on 03-11-2007 at 11:50:

Hmm Cep you sound like you have had some fun with them. Want to share?

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Posted by kimiko on 04-11-2007 at 13:45:

quote:

Originally posted by Transmute Jun
Yeah, I keep getting emails about how to make my p*n*s bigger. Um.... that's not really a problem for me.... ROFL 2

So TJ...How's that working for ya??? David

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 04-11-2007 at 16:35:

quote:

Originally posted by kimiko

quote:

Originally posted by Transmute Jun
Yeah, I keep getting emails about how to make my p*n*s bigger. Um.... that's not really a problem for me.... ROFL 2

So TJ...How's that working for ya??? David

Well, I still can't hang a towl like RI in that cartoon! Roll

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Posted by amyltrer on 04-11-2007 at 19:32:

quote:

Originally posted by Transmute Jun

quote:

Originally posted by kimiko

quote:

Originally posted by Transmute Jun
Yeah, I keep getting emails about how to make my p*n*s bigger. Um.... that's not really a problem for me.... ROFL 2

So TJ...How's that working for ya??? David

Well, I still can't hang a towl like RI in that cartoon! Roll

So #that# was the thing with the RI's towel?

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Posted by Cep on 05-11-2007 at 09:35:

Here Wink

Watch this,
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=372Ah0Z_L1w

Then this,
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3AITl10lh2A

And finally my favourite this,
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=P2pn7A6hVZ4

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Posted by kimiko on 05-11-2007 at 17:19:

quote:

Originally posted by amyltrer

So #that# was the thing with the RI's towel?

Oh Amy just clued in! Thanks for letting me corrupt you! pound

Those are hilarious Cep!

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 05-11-2007 at 17:20:

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Originally posted by kimiko

quote:

Originally posted by amyltrer
So #that# was the thing with the RI's towel?

Oh Amy just clued in! Thanks for letting me corrupt you! pound

Amy's still just a youn 'un. She needs a lot more corrupting. Wink

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