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Got this forwarded on to me today, I rather like it. Dunno who it's by, of course.
Hints on english pronunciation for foreigners
I take it you already know
of tough and bough and cough and dough.
Others may stumble, but not you,
On hiccough, thorough, laugh and through.
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps.
Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird.
And dead-it's said like bed, not bead.
For goodness sake, don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat.
They rhyme with suite and straight and debt.
A moth is not a moth in mother,
Nor both in bother, broth in brother,
And here is not a match for there,
Nor dear and fear for pear and bear.
And then there's dose and rose and lose
Just look them up--and goose and choose.
And cork and work and card and ward.
And font and front and word and sword.
And do and go, then thwart and cart.
Come, come I've hardly made a start.
A dreadful language? Man alive,
I'd mastered it when I was five!
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It certainly explains why people find English so hard to learn!
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*giggles* Oh Meridian that is so true
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Like the Phoenix I rise from the fire. Beware all who try to tame me, you may get burned
Oh BRILLIANT!!!
Flash is always bitching about English and all the broken rules of grammar and pronunciation and ... ya know
I gotto show this to Flash!
He is Vietnamese by birth (you wanna know a tough farking language to learn? Try Vietnamese - god damn that's a toughie!) and although his first language is now English ... he still bitches about it.
SJ
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Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapour lock.
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I'm sure you sound sexy and exotic, speaking English with a Romanian accent!
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I love that, Amy!
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Thank you for sharing Amy
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Like the Phoenix I rise from the fire. Beware all who try to tame me, you may get burned
That was good Amy!!
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
It conforts me when I'm trying to stay away from chocolate!
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So funny, Amy! "Give me the food!!"
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I think the accent is great! And now I'm thinking about chocolate....
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Well, Ukraine is next to Romania, so who knows, maybe you have moldavian ancestors!
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It is the tiny spark of humanity that adds blaze to a villain
I can tell you that my mum's 100% from Nottinghamshire, my dad's father was born in Ayrshire in Scotland and us Scottish Russells branch (I'm not Scottish by birth though) came orignally from Normady. Did you know that the word Norman meant Norseman as in Viking.
My dad's mother's father came from Newtown in Wales and my dad's mother's mother came from the West Midlands.
Because of the invasions of the Romans and the Angles, Saxons and Juntes, who came from what is now Germany, god only know's what other nationalities I am from.
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