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Posted by meridianday on 20-09-2007 at 12:44:

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Got this forwarded on to me today, I rather like it. Dunno who it's by, of course.

Hints on english pronunciation for foreigners

I take it you already know
of tough and bough and cough and dough.
Others may stumble, but not you,
On hiccough, thorough, laugh and through.
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps.

Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird.
And dead-it's said like bed, not bead.
For goodness sake, don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat.
They rhyme with suite and straight and debt.

A moth is not a moth in mother,
Nor both in bother, broth in brother,
And here is not a match for there,
Nor dear and fear for pear and bear.
And then there's dose and rose and lose
Just look them up--and goose and choose.
And cork and work and card and ward.
And font and front and word and sword.
And do and go, then thwart and cart.
Come, come I've hardly made a start.

A dreadful language? Man alive,
I'd mastered it when I was five!

Lol

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 20-09-2007 at 13:12:

It certainly explains why people find English so hard to learn!

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Posted by Firebird on 20-09-2007 at 13:18:

*giggles* Oh Meridian that is so true

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Posted by SJ_SwanJun on 20-09-2007 at 13:18:

Oh BRILLIANT!!!

Flash is always bitching about English and all the broken rules of grammar and pronunciation and ... ya know

I gotto show this to Flash!

He is Vietnamese by birth (you wanna know a tough farking language to learn? Try Vietnamese - god damn that's a toughie!) and although his first language is now English ... he still bitches about it.

SJ

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Posted by amyltrer on 20-09-2007 at 18:34:

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Originally posted by Transmute Jun
It certainly explains why people find English so hard to learn!


Well, I find it a pain to pronounce. "th" & "gh" sound weird with romanian accent Just do't show that thing to my Teachie.

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 20-09-2007 at 22:00:

I'm sure you sound sexy and exotic, speaking English with a Romanian accent! gossip

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Posted by Metaliant on 20-09-2007 at 23:34:

quote:
Originally posted by SJ_SwanJun
Oh BRILLIANT!!!

Flash is always bitching about English and all the broken rules of grammar and pronunciation and ... ya know

I gotto show this to Flash!

He is Vietnamese by birth (you wanna know a tough farking language to learn? Try Vietnamese - god damn that's a toughie!) and although his first language is now English ... he still bitches about it.

SJ


Found thiis couple of years ago on another website but found it on Youtube.


Sorry, but I don't speak English

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Posted by amyltrer on 21-09-2007 at 13:38:

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Originally posted by Transmute Jun
I'm sure you sound sexy and exotic, speaking English with a Romanian accent! gossip


Here's a song sang by romanians. First 30 secs are also in romanian.

CLICKY!!

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 21-09-2007 at 14:13:

I love that, Amy! thumbsup2

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Posted by Firebird on 21-09-2007 at 16:15:

Thank you for sharing Amy

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Posted by clouddancer on 22-09-2007 at 00:47:

Laugh1

That was good Amy!!

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Posted by amyltrer on 22-09-2007 at 08:43:

It conforts me when I'm trying to stay away from chocolate!

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Posted by Springie on 22-09-2007 at 14:49:

So funny, Amy! "Give me the food!!" caked

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 22-09-2007 at 16:15:

I think the accent is great! And now I'm thinking about chocolate.... Wink

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Posted by amyltrer on 22-09-2007 at 16:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Transmute Jun
I think the accent is great! And now I'm thinking about chocolate.... Wink


Ohh, TJ, looks like you have a romanian gene in you!

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Posted by Transmute Jun on 22-09-2007 at 17:00:

quote:
Originally posted by amyltrer
quote:
Originally posted by Transmute Jun
I think the accent is great! And now I'm thinking about chocolate.... Wink


Ohh, TJ, looks like you have a romanian gene in you!


Possibly... my Dad comes from a part of Russia that is now the Ukraine... who knows who married into his family over the centuries?

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Posted by amyltrer on 22-09-2007 at 18:00:

Well, Ukraine is next to Romania, so who knows, maybe you have moldavian ancestors!

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Posted by clouddancer on 22-09-2007 at 18:46:

quote:
Originally posted by amyltrer
Ohh, TJ, looks like you have a romanian gene in you!

pound
I am not sure loving chocolate is necessarily a Romanian thing, says Cloud a huge lover of chocolate. I mean, look at the Swiss.

Then again, I am not exactly sure of my origin, my grandfather was adopted when he was a baby, so who knows where he originated from. Maybe I have Moldavian ancestors as well. *shrugs* It would explain the love of chocolate.
Although, I am told my last name is more German in origin.

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Posted by amyltrer on 22-09-2007 at 20:42:

quote:
Originally posted by clouddancer
Although, I am told my last name is more German in origin.


We have Germanic population in the northern part of the country.

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Posted by Metaliant on 23-09-2007 at 15:02:

I can tell you that my mum's 100% from Nottinghamshire, my dad's father was born in Ayrshire in Scotland and us Scottish Russells branch (I'm not Scottish by birth though) came orignally from Normady. Did you know that the word Norman meant Norseman as in Viking.

My dad's mother's father came from Newtown in Wales and my dad's mother's mother came from the West Midlands.

Because of the invasions of the Romans and the Angles, Saxons and Juntes, who came from what is now Germany, god only know's what other nationalities I am from.

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