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Posted by Metaliant on 13-09-2007 at 16:11:
Welcvome to the Gatch College
I found this as I was trying to find some funny pics of the team.
Gatchacollege Curriculum for the coming semester:
* How to catch the G-Member of your Dreams
* The Asakura Driving School (Courtesy of Wendy and Katharine)
* How to go into Fiery Phoenix Mode and not throw up
* How to Survive An Exploding Date 101 (facilitator J Asakura)
* How to tell if the woman of your dreams is an enemy agent?
* Emotional Suppression For Parents (Advanced Course) - Facilitator Security Chief Anderson
* The art of telling off a G-2 and living to tell about it
* How to Tell Who Your Friends Are By Cooking For Them - facilitator Swan Jun
* Spectran Botany (men only)
* The Care And Feeding of Large Invertebrates - facilitator Keyop
* Jigokiller Topiary - facilitator Ken Washio (attendees will be required to provide their own gasoline)
* How to recognize different Galactor mecha from a very long way away: Number one. Cataroller. Cataroller
* Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus, and Vice Versa - facilitator Berg Katse
* Beginning Hairstyling - facilitator OAV Katse
* Creating the perfect Space Burger
* Highdiving - facilitator OAV Jun (and not float in the water)
* Galactor Recruitment for Amway Distributors - facilitator Berg Katse
* Coping With Buoyancy - facilitator OAV Jun
* 2+2 can equal 5: Courtesy of the ISO scientific group
* Anger Management - facilitator Joe Asakura
* Large Scale Homicide for Fun and Profit - facilitator J Asakura
* Does not Compute - 7-Zark-7
* Your New Career in Phone Sex - facilitator Susan From Planet Pluto
* Languages: Understanding your pet robotic dog
* Creative Optometry - facilitator Kozaburo Nambu with guest lecturer Security Chief Anderson
* How to Dress for Success - facilitator OAV Nambu
* Gravity Defying Hair: OAV Nambu
* Nerds Can Date Too - facilitator OAV Ken
* Underwear Modelling 101 - OAV Joe
* Creative Architecture - facilitator 7-Zark-7 (destroy your base and keep it, too!)
* Identifying Enemy Agents Through Beverage Selection - facilitator G-1 Mark
* The Absent Parent - facilitator Red Impulse with guest lecturer Col. Cronus
* Finding Your Inner Voice - facilitator G-4 Keyop
* So, Your Sibling Is A Megalomaniac - facilitator Mala of Spectra
* Animal Fetishism for Fun and Profit - facilitator Berg Katse with guest lecturer Zoltar of Spectra
* Zoological Nomenclature - facilitator Jameson Brewer
* How to speak in Morse Code - facilitator Keyop
* Curative Centrifuging: Kozaburu Nambu
* Experimental centrifugal physics - triage 101
* Biomedical Applications For Everyday Kitchen Appliances - K. Nambu
* Fun with feathers - J. Asakura
* Maintaining Contact with Your Inner Child: Gel Sadora
* Speaking to Bore - facilitator Ken Washio, guest Ace Goodheart
* Maniacal Laughter 101: Berg Katse, guest speaker Zoltar
* Decimate Your Way To Fame And Fortune - facilitator Berg Katse
* Dating for Busy Ninjas: Princess
* Creative Napping - facilitator Tiny Harper Note: bring your own chairs
* Transplanting ancient works of art for fun - facilitator Zoltar
* Destroying Enemy Basis With the Right Side of the Brain - facilitator G-1 Mark
* Bathroom Exhibitionism 101 - facilitator OAV Joe
* Advanced Hairstyling: OAV Ryu
* How to Get the Male Attention You Crave - facilitator OAV Jun
* When not to use the cable - Jason
* Surviving Migraine - facilitator G-2 Jason
* Stranger Danger - joint facilitators G-3 and G-4
* Surviving Your Team - G-3
* Ping Pong Predictability - facilitators G-1 Mark and G-2 Jason
* Conversations with Dog - 7-Zark-7
* The Tao of Zark - facilitators Mark and Princess
* Catching razor-sharp objects without personal harm - Ken Washio
* Relationship Avoidance - facilitator Ken Washio
* Ping Pong Predictability - facilitators G-1 Mark and G-2 Jason
* Sound as a Weapon - Mark
* Drumming For Revenge - Keyop
* Advanced Bomb Selection: Joe Asakura, guest lecturer OAV Jun
* Space Travel Without A Ship - facilitator G-2 Jason
* Advanced yo-yo skills : Bring your own yo-yo (no explosives!)
* Off Road (and On-Mecha) Driving - G-2 Jason with guest lecturer Joe Asakura
* The Weapons in Your Make-Up Kit - facilitator G-3 Princess
* Chicken Soup for the Alien's Soul - Sosai X
* UFOlogy - facilitator Susan from Planet Pluto
* Racing stripes can be sexy - facilitator Mala, guest speaker Katse
* Negotiating with Enemy Children: Galactor
* How Not To Pick Up Women On Trains - facilitator Chief Anderson with guest lecturer J Asakura
* How to Dump Women on Trains - facilitator G-1 Mark with guest lecturer K Washio
* How to paint secret destruct buttons red - Katse
* Creative mecha captain costumes - Galactor
* Fighting for Cowards - Various Galactor Captain guest speakers
* Goo IS a weapon - facilitator Ryu
* Taking care of hairpieces (required for all new Galactor hires)
* Rationalising the Irrational 101 - facilitator G-1 mark
* Coping with Rationalising the Irrational -facilitator G-2 Jason
* When your ship looks like poultry and you are replaced by a bubble gum machine - facilitator Ryu G5
* Job security through Insubordination
* Avoiding the Truancy board: Guest speaker, Jimpei G-4
* Anthropology - Chicken Worship in Advanced Civilisations (requisite for Degree students)
* Monosyllabic literature: OAV Joe
* Drugs for Fighting: NTT Joe
* Rationalise Your Way Through the Military - facilitator G-1 Mark
* Dental Care and Your Health - NTT Katse
* Exploding Irony - NTT Jun
* Coping - When your father dies / comes back to life / dies / comes back to life - facilitator G1 Mark
* Posture Perfect: NTT Ken
* Advanced Death-Cheating: Col. Cronus
* Creative Dying - Getting it Right the 'n'th time - Col. Cronus
* Kooky undercover costumes - facilitators Ryu and Jinpei, guest speaker Katse
* Owl prefer blondes - Tiny
* Sculpture through Jet Blasts: Ken
* Quip Your Way Through A Crisis - facilitator J-4 Keyop with special guest lecturer G-2 Jason
* Bird Missiles - Phallic symbols or tools of destruction? - Katse
* Explosives and Your Self Esteem - facilitator G-3 Princess
* Vengeance for Idiots: OAV Joe
* Detonate Your Way to Empowerment - facilitator G-3 Princess
* Reintepreting Rules For Fun And Profit: Jason
* Balancing glasses on your nose - facilitators Nambu and Anderson
* The Big Red Button - Power Play and Grappling - facilitators G-1 and G-2
* Delusions of Grandeur - facilitator 7 Zark 7
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Posted by Firebird on 13-09-2007 at 17:26:
A few interesting courses there hmm wondering what the classes would be like
*ponders G2 teaching*
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Posted by amyltrer on 13-09-2007 at 17:37:
Can you give the link, Met.....pleaaase?
And why isn't there any with Ego. He would do great at: Permanent make-up tips , Wine & other alcoholic stuff gustations and Interesting medieval crap.
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Posted by Madilayn on 13-09-2007 at 23:23:
Hmmm....
Please sign me up for Underwear Modelling & Bathroom Exhibitionism with OAV Joe!
Andddd - Fun with Feathers and perhaps Reinterpreting Rules as welll.
:drool:
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 14-09-2007 at 03:38:
That is so funny! Thanks for the laugh, Met! 
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 14-09-2007 at 03:42:
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This will give you an idea (not mine, from the BOTP list):
http://f1.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/MPnpRh9jAPUuntFZ5qj7C6UxxMjqBo- yFEwI3vy0zrtn5xA5_ZyQJfG_t4kj9lg0A13tXnDWGYoiJgywVnD3WVbYSTcd_3m3f0benfVLlW
Y/Pictures/joe-ta.jpg
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 14-09-2007 at 03:48:
Ugh... the link isn't working... here's the picture itself...
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Posted by Ebonyswanne on 14-09-2007 at 08:57:
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That could be arranged Maddy I do work in underwear...mmm I have a ficcie in mind on that topic! like to brain storm....
I loved the picce on Deviant for this!
http://katsesama.deviantart.com/art/Hot-for-Teacher-56883908
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Posted by amyltrer on 14-09-2007 at 10:21:
LOL, that's one heck of a teacher. I'm wondering what he's going to teach the kids..... 
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Posted by Metaliant on 14-09-2007 at 11:39:
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For Amy, Yahoo Group
I have tried putting links in for the stuff I found in the Yahoo group but they always ended up with File Not Found BUT when I bookmarked the page, they work.
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Posted by amyltrer on 14-09-2007 at 12:41:
Thankee, Met! But do you have to be a member to have access at some of them?
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Posted by Metaliant on 14-09-2007 at 14:14:
I think so but it's free and you can quit the group any time.
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 14-09-2007 at 15:13:
Oh come on, Amy, join! It's the dark side, but then, being a Galactor, you're already familiar with that... 
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Posted by amyltrer on 14-09-2007 at 15:43:
Okay, now I'm waiting for their permission. I hope they'll let me in ......I'll be good 
I promise.....
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 14-09-2007 at 16:06:
They'll let you in... honestly, the board itself isn't that exciting, but they do post some good information up there which is nice to have access to.
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Posted by Firebird on 14-09-2007 at 16:31:
lol I think Joe would have more fun in an all girl class
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Posted by amyltrer on 14-09-2007 at 16:32:
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I hope I'll find more things about Fighter there.
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Posted by amyltrer on 14-09-2007 at 16:33:
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And suddenly all of them turn out to be Devilstars and the other blonde sexy teacher he set his eyes on seem to change genders
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Posted by Firebird on 14-09-2007 at 16:41:
lol Amy that is a warped mind you have there!
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Posted by clouddancer on 14-09-2007 at 16:42:
Oh Amy you have such a devious mind. 
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