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Posted by elysia_wylde on 01-05-2004 at 03:35:
ummm......hi
I'm really shy but, hello. About myself....well I'm 16, I often fall asleep in public places, and I have a tailess cat. Nice to meet everyone.
Shuffles away nervously......
Posted by lyon on 01-05-2004 at 04:14:
(wiggles self urgently into a trenchcoat, checks that microphone is working, whispers quickly to someone off to the side before giving a kilowatt smile to the camera)
hello! and welcome to this edition of Marvelous New Animals!
Today, we've tracked down what must be the last remaining example of Nervousus Teenagerous in its native habitat. Please, we ask for silence in our studio audience, as these creatures are shy, usually noctural animals and much prefer shadows and anonymity.
gestures urgently to the guy with the lights to focus the halogen on the hapless kid, frozen now in the blinding glare.
now, lets all watch as our newest find scampers among the meadows in its eternal quest for happiness and enlightenment!
grins happily into the camera as teenager remains in a rigid state of panic behind her.
really ... time to scamper now.
makes urgent motions behind her back for the kid to like, do something entertaining.
i said .. scamper, little creature of the night. scamper away and show all the nice people what you do when no one's watching.
go on! really, we're not watching... you can frolic away, and just pretend we're not here. go on .. go on!
looks over her shoulders, realises that nothing short of a nuclear blast is going to move the poor thing, and growls under her breath. tosses the microphone to the guy with the light and starts rolling up the oversized trenchcoat sleeves.
are going to scamper if i have to drag your carcass mySELF...!
thankfully, somebody back at the network cues the commercial music and the camera fades to black
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Posted by Firebird on 01-05-2004 at 05:12:
Hello.
Nothing to be nervous about we are mostly a friendly bunch apart from a few who play rough on occasion.
Only kidding we are as you will be able to guess from some of the posts here completely crazy but hey thats what its about here, enjoying yourself and sharing an enjoyment of Gatch in its various incarnations
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Posted by Cep on 01-05-2004 at 10:13:
Oo hello! *pats head*
Don't mind Lyon shes 
Maybe we should hide this one before Imi scares the lil cherrib away with her frisking tactics 
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Posted by Ashke on 01-05-2004 at 15:22:
Hi Elysia! If someone called Imi comes near you, RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!
Posted by CricketBeautiful on 01-05-2004 at 15:29:
Crickets, on the other hand, are totally harmless.
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Posted by Cep on 01-05-2004 at 15:48:
ooo! *re-reads* 
You have a puddy tat!! Yay! *swings you about* 
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Posted by Ashke on 01-05-2004 at 15:51:
Want a kink tailed Manx/Siamese? My daughter brought it home with her 2 1/2 months ago and no one's claimed it yet!
Posted by lyon on 01-05-2004 at 16:36:
a manx/siamese!
box it up and ship it over!
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Posted by Ashke on 01-05-2004 at 16:51:
Sure Lyon! It does have some problems though . . .
Posted by Ashke on 01-05-2004 at 16:54:
So far the stupid thing has had allergies to everything we've fed her, and she's majorly needy. She keeps me up half the night crying for attention and she beats the crap out of my baby kitty Falkor, who is 27 pounds. However she has all her shots and we've had her fixed!
Posted by lyon on 01-05-2004 at 18:05:
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a twenty seven pound cat is not a baby anything! ... well, maybe baby beluga.
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Posted by Ashke on 01-05-2004 at 19:27:
His mom was a 6 pound farm cat. I don't even wanna guess what daddy was! LOL! He is very muscular though! Still want the other one?
Posted by lyon on 01-05-2004 at 22:29:
grin .. sure!
i love cats. i was sort of moping for another one, but managed to talk myself out of it since really, i have enough already.
but if another one was to land in my lap, i mean, hey! it needs a good home, right? right?
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Posted by Ashke on 01-05-2004 at 22:51:
LOL! Sure! When do you wanta pick her up?
Posted by lyon on 01-05-2004 at 23:11:
pick her up?
just stuff in a box, label Attn: Lyon, Canada and lick a few stamps!
oh, include kitty food. she might be stuck in customs for awhile.
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Posted by Cep on 01-05-2004 at 23:23:
you arent serious?
....are you 
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Posted by Ashke on 01-05-2004 at 23:57:
Lyon might not be but I am! I have to protect falkor, he'll be 8 in a couple days. Plus he's starting to get pissed! LOL! Besides she wont have to go thru customs since I live in the same province as Lyon!
Posted by lyon on 02-05-2004 at 01:28:
some would say that is WAY too close.
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Posted by Tengu on 02-05-2004 at 06:44:
Eight and drunk already? you should watch his shandy intake.
I would like a cat too but cant afford it.
It would have to be a very tough cat who can win all the fights and so reduce on vets bills for injuries inflicted by other cats....
My father has two cats, both like to cuddle you with their arms around your neck, this posture they can assume for hours so its best to wear old clothes and have no projects on...
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