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EbonySwanne
To answer your signature question!!
Okay ... The CSI answer:
I'm thinking physics here. (Or is this one of those trick questions?)
Depending on the weights and amount of people in the boat, I have to suggest that maybe the skipper set a ladder in the water that perhaps barely reached the water.
When all the people jumped in for a swim, the loss of weight on the boat raised it out of the water somewhat (see buoyancy/displacement/whatever) ...
As the boat rises, so does the ladder.
Which means the ladder ended up out of reach to the swimmers - who were obviously not obeying boating rules and were not wearing life-jackets - couldn't reach, and therefore drowned.
On behalf of the Kagaku Ninja Tai:
The Answer of the Eagle:
Galactor! It had to be Galactor!
The Condor :
Galactor! They shot my parents, and now they're killing everyone as a direct attack at me!
They must die!
The Swan:
People died? Oh my God. That's horrible ...
The Swallow:
Sharks ... Sharks did it ... Or they ate Oneechan's cooking.
The Owl:
Damn amateurs!
If they had GPS on their boat, stayed within the normal boating areas, and kept constant contact with the coast guard, and the skipper had remained on board - like they should! - AND had on their life-vests, noone would have died.
This is just a show of complete ignorance on the part of amateur boaters who don't respect the ocean.
A simple Mayday call over the radio and boats/choppers would have been on the scene to rescue all of them.
Idiots!
Am I right?
SJ
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Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapour lock.
Dammit your good!
You knew that one didn't you....
(she stands with a her eyes squinted and an accusing finger pointed at the suspect a small smile is forming on her lips...)
or you watch to much CSI...
or all of the above
Now I will have to change it and make one up of my own!
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LOL!
Actually, no. I hadn't seen that particular question before .. I had to think it over for about ten minutes to solve it, tho ..
Yes, I do watch wayyyyyyy too much CSI.
I have them all on DVD.
It's on three times an evening here (reruns) ...
That, and I am actually a science geek myself - both Flash and I are. He is tree/plant science, whereas I am human movement/biology.
He even has a BSc at the end of his name - lucky bugger.
I also LOVE riddles and brain teasers!!
So, yes .... do give me more!!
SJ
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Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapour lock.
Our Eagle is allergic to Shellfish? He knew it and, yet, ate it anyway?
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Sighhh
Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapour lock.
No!
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Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up- Pablo Picasso.
This isn't like the one about the man who eats albatross and then goes outside and kills himself, is it?
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Now I will have to make one up....yeah it is but why did he do it...
you know it meridianday but does swanjun??? gotta go to work now...
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Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up- Pablo Picasso.
LOL ... this one I have seen .... I wanted to see if someone else had it ...
Kennie ate daddy?? Who served him that on board the Phoenix?!?!
It's Jun's cooking, I tell ya ...
LOL!
SJ
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Sighhh
Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapour lock.
Okay how about this one!
A boy and his father are injured in a car accident. Both are taken to a hospital. The father dies at arrival, but the boy lives and is taken to surgery. A grey-haired, bespectacled surgeon looks at the boy and says, "I cannot operate on this boy -- he's my son.
I know it is not Gatch/BOTP related but ....... I love giving this one to the grade 6,7 and 8 students. It gets them thinking.
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Which one of them was the priest?
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Mama surgeon!
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The SNT team have infiltrated a Galactor base, they walk into a room and they are greeted with an unexpected sight, Berg Katse is dead!He is lying on the floor of an empty room with only a desk and a broken glass, there are signs of blood on him but no puncture wounds...how did he die?
For CSI fans(this is not a standard one this is my own lateral thinking question)
Clouddancer, I go with the theory that that the Father was a priest and the doctor was the boys father.
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Easy.
He drank poison from the glass whilst at his desk.
When his body went into convulsions, he swiped the glass, breaking it.
I bet the KNT were pissed off that they weren't the ones to kill him!
Here's one for you.
What am I?
The person who makes me makes it for someone else. The person who buys me, buys it for someone else. The person who does use me doesn't know they are.
What am I?
SJ
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Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapour lock.
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Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapour lock.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up- Pablo Picasso.
Swan Jun, your rant is to long to quote;
My husband is over being embarassed about coming into the shop, my other male friends are hesitant to come in...don't know why LOL
From what you say you are in the wrong cup size. (just try the next letter up) You probably have a small back,(my guess 10 or12)
I don't work alot in American sizes.
I work at BNT, Australia's equvlent to Victorias secret, our model went to the US and they made her lose weight when she went over there, and we were NOT HAPPY with the bony girl that she became and we complained about it big time!
She had to be a size 6 to model in the US and looked awful when she came home to model again.
(She was beautiful before she left.She has gained a little weight now and looks normal and healthy in the photo's and gorgeous again.that's my rant)
I have fitted women who go into G cup sizes(I pity them for the back aches they get)
I have fitted people for formal wear before and I know your pain, (I have made bridal gowns) millimeters is much better than inches to work with. It is more acurate. Suits are not easy to fit, they were rather rude with the measuring, I never indicate if a size surprises me...I bet you wanted to throw a few shrurkiens at them! I would have, dammit!
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G? Woah ... At the peak of my pregnancy, I was in an F-cup. I nearly died when the girl at the maternity store fitted me.
I actually kept that bra as a reminder of those big, porno boobs you get naturally only once in a lifetime ...
People told me that they shrink to below original size when all is said and done ... uh, no they don't! They shrank, but to one size bigger than before.
I remember back home, being rather top-heavy, actually getting a prescription for pot from my doctor to ease the pain - I refused to consider surgery, cos I loved my ta-ta's - I was consistently accused of having fakes because, damn, they were nice. (I was in an INTERESTING field of work at the time - <grins> - This swannie was a dancer, like our actual Swannie)
Now, they ... um ... haven't recovered so well from a little tiny person.
I'd love to work in a lingerie store - awesome discounts!!
I currently work in menswear at Corp office, which is great for Flash, but sucks for me. I get 40% off (anyone need to shop for their Eagle or Condor?) ...Hope you get the same!
SJ
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Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapour lock.
They shrink, but become empty and flat. Sans-bra measurement is low, but pull them up into the cups and they fill them nicely. Ah, well, hubby can't really complain; it was his doing.
I hate the way, if you don't buy clothes of that type regularly, the sizes change without warning. I know I haven't gone down, but I have to buy the smaller sizes. And each rack has a different convention.
And I hear you on the inches thing! What really bugs me is when they claim they're actual inches. 30-something band. Oh, wait, you have to add 2 (or is it 4) inches to it to get your real rib-cage. Oh, wait again! That was last year; the manufacturers have shifted it another half inch.
I don't care what my number is, I just want something that says 10 inches to be 10 inches!
If they want a girl to fit into a tuxedo, they need a different shaped top!
Hint on the bras, though. I hated underwires. Every few years Mom would talk me into one and I'd manage a few hours with it. Had shoulder problems a few years ago, and the therapy included straightening my upper back and rounded shoulders. And the underwires don't dig in nearly as much anymore! (Yay! I can use up those old ones rather than go buy more.)
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In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.
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